1. Notre Dame
2. Nebraska
3. Iowa State
4. Minnesota
5. Illinois
Once again, the defintion of "tool", which leads me to...
1) Iowa: See above. Classless fans with over-inflated egos. When they aren't busy trying to get 15 ft goal posts through a 10ft door, their banging someone besides their spouse in the Metrodome bathroom. And then you have Hunkahawk. Yeah, you guys would really beat Texas...
2) Oklahoma: Stoops is an *******. Want evidence? 2002, they are up about 500 to -7 and he runs a fake punt.
3) Ohio State: they have die-hard fans who have never even been to the state of Ohio. Enough said.
4) Baylor: Why Baylor you ask? Waco TX is a **** hole full of arrogant, old money ****** who don't even know what a tailgate is. We asked a stadium worker where everyone was tailgating, and he responded, "are you kidding, it's 3 hrs before kickoff!" When we actually found Baylor fans, we quickly wished we hadn't. My personal hell would be being forced to tailgate at Floyd-Casey every saturday for the rest of my life...
5) Michigan: They miss a bowl for the first time in 50 years, and they have fans selling their allegiance on Ebay. *******. They might get 100,000 in the Big House, but those guys don't **** about being devoted...