If you had to list you least favorite college teams, who would they be?

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Basketball
1. UNC - My friend is a UNC fan during basketball season, and he's annoying
2. Duke - annoying
3. Iowa
4. Michigan State - 2000 Elite Eight
5. Nebraska - because they're Nebraska

Football
1. Iowa
2. Nebraska
3. USC
4. Oklahoma
5. Michigan - The same friend is a Michigan fan during basketball season, which makes him much much more annoying since he roots for 2 different schools in different sports, and they happen to be two of the most winningest schools in the history of their sport. Good thing Michigan sucks right now so I get to give him crap for it.
 

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  1. Wofford - Need I say anything?
  2. Morehead State - A scourge on Kentucky.
  3. Robert Morris - Colonial posers.
  4. Murray State - The Racers need to go - the other scourge of Kentucky.
  5. Alcorn State - Don't even try to defend these clowns.
 
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  1. Wofford - Need I say anything?
  2. Morehead State - A scourge on Kentucky.
  3. Robert Morris - Colonial posers.
  4. Murray State - The Racers need to go - the other scourge of Kentucky.
  5. Alcorn State - Don't even try to defend these clowns.

Word. My two favorite teams are Iowa State and whoever is playing Murray State. I hate Murray State with a passion. Yet for some reason I spend A LOT of time on their message board.
 

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1. Notre Dame
2. Nebraska
3. Iowa State
4. Minnesota
5. Illinois


Once again, the defintion of "tool", which leads me to...
1) Iowa: See above. Classless fans with over-inflated egos. When they aren't busy trying to get 15 ft goal posts through a 10ft door, their banging someone besides their spouse in the Metrodome bathroom. And then you have Hunkahawk. Yeah, you guys would really beat Texas...

2) Oklahoma: Stoops is an *******. Want evidence? 2002, they are up about 500 to -7 and he runs a fake punt.

3) Ohio State: they have die-hard fans who have never even been to the state of Ohio. Enough said.

4) Baylor: Why Baylor you ask? Waco TX is a **** hole full of arrogant, old money ****** who don't even know what a tailgate is. We asked a stadium worker where everyone was tailgating, and he responded, "are you kidding, it's 3 hrs before kickoff!" When we actually found Baylor fans, we quickly wished we hadn't. My personal hell would be being forced to tailgate at Floyd-Casey every saturday for the rest of my life...

5) Michigan: They miss a bowl for the first time in 50 years, and they have fans selling their allegiance on Ebay. *******. They might get 100,000 in the Big House, but those guys don't **** about being devoted...
 

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Pretty Simple:

1. Iowa
2. Nebraska
3. Any of the 10 remaining Big 10 teams
4. The remaining 4 Big 12 North teams
 

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It's pretty simple for me.

1. ku in basketball
1. nebraska in football
2. iowa in football

And, oddly enough, it has nothing to do with the teams. It has everything to do with the fanbases that follow these particular programs. No other team is really close. Although, OU football fans get an honorable mention after a run-in I had a few weeks ago...
 

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Football:
1.) Iowa
2.) Nebraska
3.) Ohio State
4.) Rest of the Big 10
5.) USC

Basketball:
1.) Iowa
2.) Missouri
3.) Memphis - Just because
4.) Big 10
5.) Nebraska
 

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Once again, the defintion of "tool", which leads me to...
1) Iowa: See above.

I don't get it... :confused:

Main Entry:
tool
Pronunciation:
\ˈtül\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English tōl; akin to Old English tawian to prepare for use — more at taw
Date:
before 12th century
1 a: a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task b (1): the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool (2): a machine for shaping metal : machine tool
2 a: something (as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession <a scholar's books are his tools> b: an element of a computer program (as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular function <a drawing tool>
 

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I don't get it... :confused:

Main Entry:
tool
Pronunciation:
\ˈtül\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English tōl; akin to Old English tawian to prepare for use — more at taw
Date:
before 12th century
1 a: a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task b (1): the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool (2): a machine for shaping metal : machine tool
2 a: something (as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession <a scholar's books are his tools> b: an element of a computer program (as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular function <a drawing tool>

Obviously...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
Urban Dictionary, defintion 4:
Tool:
A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will.
 
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I don't think he fits into your definition either Al... I don't think DJK is trying to "fit in" here. Also, numerous people tell him, JM, and SouthernHawk to "get lost."

In other words, it seems like people here just have a disdain for them more than them being the definition of a "tool."
 

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I don't think he fits into your definition either Al... I don't think DJK is trying to "fit in" here. Also, numerous people tell him, JM, and SouthernHawk to "get lost."

In other words, it seems like people here just have a disdain for them more than them being the definition of a "tool."

It's not a perfect definition, but I think it gets the point across...
 

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What is the deal with everyone hating on Notre Dame? I love ND, behind ISU they are my favorite team. My least favorite teams are

1. Iowa - obviously
2. Kansas State - idiot fans and a dirty program
3. Ohio State - see reasons for number 2
4. USC - Just get tired of hearing about how great they are every year
5. Missouri - they changed the name of their state. It is not called Mizzou, it is Missouri.
 

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5. Florida State - I really have no rhyme or reason to hate them. I just have a fiery passion to watch them struggle.

4. Oklahoma - I really can't stand that damned fight song.

3. Colorado - Barnett's little fiasco put the CU in sCUm.

2. Nebraska - The university sucks, their fans suck, and the state is the definition of a wasteland.

1. Kansas - It's just... I can't see straight because of all the blind rage I have for this school.
 

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1. Iowa (any questions?)
2. Nebraska
3. Kansas
4. UNC
5. Mizzou (Although i might root for them in some games cause my cousin goes there)
 

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I hate KU basketball. I hate Big 12 basketball referees who kiss the *** of the KU basketball program.

I hate Big 11 football in general, except for the occaisional Northwestern Upset.

I hate Nebraska football. How do you say "Get a life" to an entire state? That includes Warren Buffett. Get a life, warren. Lawrence Phillips was a Cornhusker and embodies the lame 1990's thinking that must be purged of this society.

I hate Haters.

I love cheeseburgers and Kate Beckinsdale

I like my truck. I like my girlfriend. I like to take her out dinner....I like a movie now and then.

I hate Miami Football. I like Boise State Football. I like Ty Willingham....I hate Charlie Wiess. Roy Williams of UNC needs to be spanked.

I like the Big 8. I think the Texas teams should go play each other....again.

I like puppies and hooters.
 

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1. Iowa
2. Nebraska
3. Ohio State
4. Kansas State
5. Kansas
6. The rest of the Big 10 except Minnesota and Wisconsin
7. Notre Dame
8. Miami
9. Boston College
10. Florida State