Get some wireless headsets and dump him, too.
Then it will seem like Gene and Paul were not the answer for Dan.
We could have had just as many wins in the last eight years under Dan and as many bowl appearances a little than four wins a year. That is a low bar except for us.
....Then we'll have to continue the KISS legacy by hiring someone named Ace or Peter.cute:
What happens to the headset kid?? Can we find a spot for him on the sidelines?