Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

[bos]

Yeah I dont know what Id do if I caught her doing this. Im pretty confident we have a good thing so neither one would screw that up. I would like to think I would kick his ***, but realistically I would probably hang my head and walk out until my head has cooled.

 

[CY ST8T]

Who would have thought when I sent this DVD to 91's house in his name that it would turn into a CF thread???

 

[isuno1fan]

I keep telling my wife Im going to get playboy. She tells me no.

You can subscribe to it online and just "read" it there. It's a nice little option they offer. She'll never know.

 

[Psyclone Brian]

So I go home to get a bite to eat this noon and my wife gives me that look that only tells me BIG TIME trouble is for lunch and hands me a letter I got in the mail today. I look at it, it is addressed to me, and then I look at the return address and it says it is from www.feelyourboobies.com and obviously a CD/DVD is inside.

I open it up and turns out it is a breast cancer non-profit organization sending out info on breast exams?????????? Do these people realize the trouble countless husbands are getting into, albeit only till they open the letter and see the pink ribbon symbol on the DVD.

It wasn't good for a bit, so I thought I would send my fellow Cyclone brothers who are husbands, or at least significant others who could get one of these in the mail. There is NO WRATH like a woman who thinks the hubby is getting something naughty in the mail............

Thanx! ... I needed that! too funny! My wife would've met me in the driveway with it.

 

[brianhos]

You can subscribe to it online and just "read" it there. It's a nice little option they offer. She'll never know.

Or he could just man up and order it. Of course the pen may get caught up in his skirt when he tries to write the check.

 

[RotatingColumn]

I would have said something stupid like... why would I order porn when I can just download it.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Or he could just man up and order it. Of course the pen may get caught up in his skirt when he tries to write the check.

I am not Scottish and I hate the sound of bagpipes...........:wideeyed:

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Who would have thought when I sent this DVD to 91's house in his name that it would turn into a CF thread???

Paybacks.....

 

[wright4cy]

:biglaugh:This made me laugh soo hard! I am the wife ,but this comment was priceless!

Yup, you're not married.

 

[bos]

You can subscribe to it online and just "read" it there. It's a nice little option they offer. She'll never know.

I dont have a computer in the touching shed. Magazines are more portable.:smile:

 

[jbhtexas]

I dont have a computer in the touching shed. Magazines are more portable.:smile:

Earlier in the thread, in response to a post of mine...

I worry about you sometimes.

Right back at ya'...

 

[vmbplayer]

I dont have a computer in the touching shed. Magazines are more portable.:smile:

hmm, someone doesn't know how wireless and a laptop work.

 

[HiltonMagic]

hmm, someone doesn't know how wireless and a laptop work.

Much easier to clean the magazine though...

 

[Tarbox]

Sounds to me like some of you should have married cooler chicks...

 

[mplscyclone]

Sounds to me like some of you should have married cooler chicks...

Not just not gotten married at all

 

[bos]

Earlier in the thread, in response to a post of mine...



Right back at ya'...

:wink:

 

[Phaedrus]

I'm the designated breast cancer detection guy in my house.

It's great work if you can get it...:yes:

 

[iowajazz]

I keep telling my wife Im going to get playboy. She tells me no.

My wife gets me a Playboy subscription for my birthday each year. I know everyone says it, but the articles are pretty darned good.

 

[TxCycloneFan]

You don't happen to have one of these that works for you...

Her mother used to make stripper costumes back in the 80s, so she is quite cool on that subject!

 

[kmcbrid]

I keep telling my wife Im going to get playboy. She tells me no.

My wife encourages our subscription.