Will winning the golf tourney help cap the oil spill in the gulf or allow us to win the war (quickly) in Afghanistan?
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Will winning the golf tourney help cap the oil spill in the gulf or allow us to win the war (quickly) in Afghanistan?
Here's the thing with golf. Constant noise is fine. It is that one unexpected sound that will throw you off.
Can you imagine how funny it would be if you're playing skins or something with a foursome and the other guy is standing over a putt on 18 to win the match and you bust out a photoshopped pick of you nailing his girlfriend?
I've done that before. Got my *** ripped, but they honked.
No I guess not so it must bear no importance. I guess I will just assume you haven't ever played golf at a very competitive level.
Or a photoshopped naked DeLoss Dodds pic if you're playing with Nebraska fans? shank for sure.
If the horn caused you to shank, I don't think he would have been in any real danger.
I accidentally hooked a shot at the driving range once and pegged a cop car. He pulled in asked me why I hit his car, basically implying that I did it on purpose. I invited him to watch me hit the rest of my bucket and sure enough, I proceeded to slice, duff, hook, top, miss nearly every single ball.
Well considering most streets running along the edge of a course are straight it isn't much of a stretch at all. Haven't you ever watched golfers on the driving sit and drill the kid driving the ball picker about 200 yards out?
Not that it matters. Karma is a ***** so I fully expect to hear that someone pulls one out in the street and smashes a car window. Here is hoping that it is you. :yes:
Will honking at a guy playing golf do either of those things? Stupid post on your part.
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Will honking at a guy playing gold do either of those things? Stupid post on your part.
"Golf Guy"
Apparently you playing the role of head ***hole isn't helping either.......
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "****! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
Agree, the honk is golden, but you can't abuse it. If you do it every time you drive by a golf course, than you're probably just a d-bag or jerk in real life. If bust one out every now and then, you're probably okay, but again, it's all about timing, location and motive.
