About ten years ago, was in Miami with a buddy on a offshore fishing trip. We wanted to go out on a casino boat (it goes three miles offshore in international water, then you can gamble).
Went down to the dock to buy a ticket, but the boat was fully rented out for a private party that night, the U of Miami Law School reunion. We decided, wth, and just got in line with all the boarders. Not only did we not have to pay to get on, but got served a sit-down dinner, and the dean was passing out drink tickets, lol. Had a great time bluffing our way through conversations about what year we graduated and what we were doing now.
PLUS, I actually met a lovely lady while gambling/drinking, and she agreed to come back to my hotel when we got back to shore. Sadly, as we were departing the dock, her bf was waiting for her. * Sigh *