Have you ever had a George Brett moment?

[SpokaneCY]

Liar

I don't touch myself either...

 

[CarlHungus]

So I listen to a podcast “Not Too Deep” with Grace Helbig, and one question she asks every single guest is “what’s your best pant shitting story using only three words or three short phrases” so I’ve thought about it often.

In that style I’m going to say: Road Trip, food poisoning, plastic bag.

Another one. Hot wings, bachelor party, ditching boxers in bar bathroom.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Another one. Hot wings, bachelor party, ditching boxers in bar bathroom.

Sounds similar to Joe Bereta (of Barats and Bereta and Sourcefed “game”) and his story.



Story starts at 1:28.

 

[k123]

It's been a while for me. One time I was walking home from Welch; was about a block away and let some gas out that wasn't all gas.

For reference: NSFW

Aren't you the guy who started The Wiping Thread all those years ago?

EDIT: Illuminati confirmed:
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/just-wet-farted.205760/page-11#post-4716657

 

[CarlHungus]

Aren't you the guy who started The Wiping Thread all those years ago?

EDIT: Illuminati confirmed:
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/just-wet-farted.205760/page-11#post-4716657

 

[Cdiedrick]

Snowmobiling and all you can eat chili for $6. Great idea. Left and about 10 miles into the 35 mile ride, I have to ****. No big deal, there is a bar in 15 miles. Well being in a hurry and not thinking I hit some RR tracks that crossed the road at a 45 degree angle so my carbides caught and I got thrown off thankfully at about 15 mph and on pavement, but when I landed I ****. Grabbed my sled tipped it back over and my buddies are like you ok. Uh, yeah but I **** myself. They didn’t believe me. We skipped the bar and I stood up for the remaining 10 miles doing roughly 50 mph in the ditches.
Happens‍

 

[khardbored]

Another "peed on myself" one -- traveling for work, wearing dress slacks and a dress shirt. Out in a rural area, had to pee. Didn't want to divert my route to get to a town with a gas station, so just found a gravel road with no houses around and peed right there on the side of the gravel road. It was a windy day, and while peeing, the wind shifted dramatically and own urine stream was blowing directly into the wind all of a sudden. It sprayed everywhere, getting mostly on my shirt & pants. Went back to the hotel and gave up for the day.