When you die, on your deathbed, you will receive... total... consciousness.
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So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
greatest movie quote of all time thread!
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"Fill your hands, you son of a *****!"-True Grit
"You can call me father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake you can call me a dirty son of a *****; but if you ever call me daddy again, I'll finish this fight!"-Big Jake
"Now you listen to me, no matter what happens, my fault, your fault, nobody's fault; I'm going to blow your head off. No matter who else gets killed, I'm going to blow your head off!"-Big Jake
[video=youtube;Q-a7KPmOnok]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a7KPmOnok[/video]
Yes...he said "beaver hat."
"You can call me father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake you can call me a dirty son of a *****; but if you ever call me daddy again, I'll finish this fight!"-Big Jake
"Now you listen to me, no matter what happens, my fault, your fault, nobody's fault; I'm going to blow your head off. No matter who else gets killed, I'm going to blow your head off!"-Big Jake
[video=youtube;Q-a7KPmOnok]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a7KPmOnok[/video]
Yes...he said "beaver hat."
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Dear lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and *******. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to god. I'm thru talking to god, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ***. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a **** what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go! -Johnny Be Good
Devil's Rejects. Otis Driftwood - YouTube
(towards the end) "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ******* Mark Twain **** 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone"
(towards the end) "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ******* Mark Twain **** 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone"
[video=youtube;u0-oinyjsk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0[/video]
Gota love some dirty harry!
Gota love some dirty harry!
IDK why i havent seen it on here yet. But its gotta be: "Get busy living, or get busy dying" from one of the greatest movies of all time
Harvey: Sundance! When we're done and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Butch: Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but uh, when it's done if I'm dead, kill him!
Sundance: Love to.
Butch: Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but uh, when it's done if I'm dead, kill him!
Sundance: Love to.
From Ghostbusters:
"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect results."
"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect results."
Pretty much everything from Tommy Boy:
"Brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta hug!"
"Lots a people go to school for seven years...yeah, they're called doctors"
"Did you eat paint chips as a kid?"
"Hey lady, there's a whale on your boat! Listen you little spazzoids I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and I swear your mothers will cry when they seen what I've done to you!"
I may have butchered the last one but I'm too lazy to google it.
"Brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta hug!"
"Lots a people go to school for seven years...yeah, they're called doctors"
"Did you eat paint chips as a kid?"
"Hey lady, there's a whale on your boat! Listen you little spazzoids I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and I swear your mothers will cry when they seen what I've done to you!"
I may have butchered the last one but I'm too lazy to google it.
Captain Woodrow Call - “I never knew you to get excited about anything except biscuits maybe…”
Captain Augustus 'Gus' McCrae - "mmm hmmm"
Captain Woodrow Call - "and whores!"
Captain Augustus 'Gus' McCrae - "you bet"
Captain Augustus 'Gus' McCrae - "mmm hmmm"
Captain Woodrow Call - "and whores!"
Captain Augustus 'Gus' McCrae - "you bet"
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.
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[video=youtube;aNXoTNe6DX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNXoTNe6DX8[/video]
[video=youtube;aNXoTNe6DX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNXoTNe6DX8[/video]
Conan the Barbarian has the best two word line: Enough talk!
[video=youtube;rk9WHasIZk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9WHasIZk0[/video]
Would use it more at work except it loses something in the translation without the 18†biceps and the huge sword.
[video=youtube;rk9WHasIZk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9WHasIZk0[/video]
Would use it more at work except it loses something in the translation without the 18†biceps and the huge sword.
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