Much like Duran Duran,I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf- and it's so gratifying to finally have a garment, nay a mythic tunic, that exemplifies that and shows that to the world. Truly this is no mere cotton tshirt, but a talisman, a textile totem showing all who see it the wolfish nature in the wearer and indeed themselves. The fact that it is a wolf pack speaks to the union of all things, whereas if it was a lone wolf howling at the moon in a lonely manner, all that would be shown is the wearer's own primal nature, strength, and ferocity. Instead, the great spirit, mother earth, or inspector #35 crafted the image to show that we're all wolves, really, deep down, all howling toward the moon in a spirit of furry togetherness.
So powerful is this totem, this image that makes all realize the power inherent if they embrace their own big bad wolf spirit, it makes all those who see it stop and stare. Why, I ventured from forth from my home, my den as it were, wearing this shirt and nothing else, so confident was I in its power and allure, and I was not disappointed. Everywhere I went people stopped, gawked and stared, pointing at the shirt as if to say- "There, there is the answer I have been searching for." It gave me great pride to spread the message of the shirt, though I fear it might've been too much for some, as there were also gasps and a few screams, but I took that to mean they were confronting the wolf within me, and they'll be the better for it in the long run, all because of the majesty of this tshirt. It gives me great pride I was able to share that with the world, though I understand how it could upset the status quo and those in power, and indeed that is what happened, as 'officers of the law' eventually accosted me to " put on some pants you wolf loving freak!", surely guessing that the shirt would bring about the dawning of a new era, a wolf era. But those of us who are pioneers, trailblazers, and prophets are almost always misunderstood, and so it was with me and my wolf totem. As I sit here in this cell awaiting arraignment, I marvel at the power I sensed in one mere afternoon of wearing the wolf shirt, and showing it off to those who wondered at its glory, and can not wait to be free like the wolfs on said magical tshirt, to spread its message of fuzzy harmony once again. Come quickly my lawyers, so that I may escape this confinement and roam free, showing the shirt across the fruited plains once again. The world needs to see.
