Friday OT - Would You Rather?

Dr.bannedman

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would you rather have ur wife leave you and break up ur family or let her get a bf and family stays together?

thank u for asking. i actually would be ok with keeping the family together and gaining a boyfriend. maybe he is actually cool and its like u gain a brother and he can move in with u and possibly bring home leftover pizza from his job.
 

Angie

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thank u for asking. i actually would be ok with keeping the family together and gaining a boyfriend. maybe he is actually cool and its like u gain a brother and he can move in with u and possibly bring home leftover pizza from his job.

Schticks are fun, aren't they?
 

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It's super slow around here, and I'm low on ideas, so I'm throwing crap against the wall in hopes it sticks!

Let's play a game of "Would You Rather?" - you can either answer someone else's question they posed, or post a situation of your own for others to answer. Basic premise, just give a two-choice situation for others to answer.

Some starters:

- Would you rather have a summer cold or a winter stomach bug?
- Would you rather have front-row 50-yard-line season tickets for football, or courtside at half court for basketball?
- Would you rather fight a wild animal or your significant other when they are hangry?

I would take the football tickets. Me, sitting courtside during basketball would get me kicked out so fast, I wouldn't catch much of the game.
 
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- Would you rather have a summer cold or a winter stomach bug?

Winter. I'm going to be inside most of that time anyway
- Would you rather have front-row 50-yard-line season tickets for football, or courtside at half court for basketball?

Football. Courtside for basketball might be a little too close for the men's game.

- Would you rather fight a wild animal or your significant other when they are hangry?

I at least have a possible solution for hangriness. The wild animal might be a didferent issue

Would you rather change a flat tire or the oil in your car?

Tire. Mainly because i've never changed my oil. The costs and the time are enough it doesnt really make sense to change my own.

Would you rather have to re-take your least favorite college course or listen to Old Town Road through earbuds on repeat for two weekends in a row?

Retake the college course for sure. I'm guessing i'd do better this time around anyway, being more of an adult. If not i'd have more resources than back then to figure **** out.

Would you rather get a tiger hawk tattoo on your upper arm, or have Matt Campbell leave after this season and see ISU go winless the next three years?

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Can always recolor it and just make like i am a huge flintstones fan.
 

cyclonpediaJoe

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thank u for asking. i actually would be ok with keeping the family together and gaining a boyfriend. maybe he is actually cool and its like u gain a brother and he can move in with u and possibly bring home leftover pizza from his job.
It's a dark question, but I think you gave the best answer possible lol.
 

CYdTracked

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I'll take a shot at some:

- Would you rather have a summer cold or a winter stomach bug? summer cold, I already have allergies which is basically the same thing only with itchy eyes and sometimes skin irritation. At least I am not throwing up or on the crapper with that like you could be with a winter bug

- Would you rather have front-row 50-yard-line season tickets for football, or courtside at half court for basketball? courtside or half court for basketball. To be honest I like my upper deck seats for FB because you can see the plays develop better. I have had sideline passes and tickets in the end zone before and while it is neat to see the action up that close, you really miss a lot of the action going on the rest of the field when you have a larger view from above.

- Would you rather change a flat tire or the oil in your car? Flat tire and it's not even close. I have done both, takes less time and effort for a tire and also less messy as if you are going to do an oil change right you also have to change the oil filter and grease while you are under the car too

-Would you rather have to re-take your least favorite college course or listen to Old Town Road through earbuds on repeat for two weekends in a row? When you factor in all the in class and out of class time along with the stress and frustration that went into my least favorite college class I would listen to Old Town Road because it would still be less time consuming and stressful.

-Would you rather get a tiger hawk tattoo on your upper arm, or have Matt Campbell leave after this season and see ISU go winless the next three years? Both would suck but you'd have to live with that ugly tattoo the rest of your life and Campbell isn't going to coach ISU for the rest of your lifetime either so hate to say it but I'd take Campbell leaving over having that ugly logo on my body permanently.

-To the topic - would you rather be surprised with a big party, say for your birthday, or do something along that line for someone you cared about? Do something along that line for someone else. I don't like surprise parties in general because I hate feeling pressured like you have to attend them. I told my wife I didn't want a surprise party for my 40th this year and thankfu
 
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