tl;dr other thread @Angie is on vacation and asked me to host the OT this week!
In honor of movie theaters starting to open back up (and my plan to see a gigantic radioactive lizard fight a giant ape and...
...this Saturday)...
What is the *worst* experience you have ever had in a theater?
I can think of one other, but because it involves Star Wars and I do not want to cause a flame war, I'll concentrate on the other.
The worst time I ever had in a theater was watching 300. Just an awful film, top to bottom. Disgustingly gory but without justification for the same (e.g., for a body horror film or a realistic war film, like a Saving Private Ryan), headache-inducing pounding for a "soundtrack" and "sound design," and almost a mind-meltingly stupid plot and characters. For somebody who appreciates the work of real historians on antiquity, watching the Spartans become an avatar for teenage braggadocio and "freedom" (when, in reality, Spartans were notoriously curt, the modern word "laconic" having its origins with their way of speech, and Spartan society being 90% made up of slaves) were hard to swallow.
Even worse was the portrayal of the Persian Empire. For its day, the Persian Empire was shockingly gentle in its conquests, tolerate of diverse religions and customs, and generally pluralistic assuming the provinces paid their taxes and behaved themselves. Its provinces prospered under its rule, being able to keep the best of their culture but also folded into a regional empire offering trade and interconnectivity and political stability instead of the constant militarism and warring that defined the ancient Near East and Middle East prior to the rise of the Persians. Greek culture (architecture, philosophy, etc.) in Ionia (the modern Aegean coast of Turkey) flourished under Persian rule for hundreds of years.
None of this what I saw in that trash movie.
I suppose going with a bunch of frat boys hooting and hollering at all this did not make it any better. But I couldn't leave.
So what is yours? Bad theater? Bad company? A bad film? Or 2/3 or all three?
In honor of movie theaters starting to open back up (and my plan to see a gigantic radioactive lizard fight a giant ape and...
his mechanical doppelganger
...this Saturday)...
What is the *worst* experience you have ever had in a theater?
I can think of one other, but because it involves Star Wars and I do not want to cause a flame war, I'll concentrate on the other.
The worst time I ever had in a theater was watching 300. Just an awful film, top to bottom. Disgustingly gory but without justification for the same (e.g., for a body horror film or a realistic war film, like a Saving Private Ryan), headache-inducing pounding for a "soundtrack" and "sound design," and almost a mind-meltingly stupid plot and characters. For somebody who appreciates the work of real historians on antiquity, watching the Spartans become an avatar for teenage braggadocio and "freedom" (when, in reality, Spartans were notoriously curt, the modern word "laconic" having its origins with their way of speech, and Spartan society being 90% made up of slaves) were hard to swallow.
Even worse was the portrayal of the Persian Empire. For its day, the Persian Empire was shockingly gentle in its conquests, tolerate of diverse religions and customs, and generally pluralistic assuming the provinces paid their taxes and behaved themselves. Its provinces prospered under its rule, being able to keep the best of their culture but also folded into a regional empire offering trade and interconnectivity and political stability instead of the constant militarism and warring that defined the ancient Near East and Middle East prior to the rise of the Persians. Greek culture (architecture, philosophy, etc.) in Ionia (the modern Aegean coast of Turkey) flourished under Persian rule for hundreds of years.
None of this what I saw in that trash movie.
I suppose going with a bunch of frat boys hooting and hollering at all this did not make it any better. But I couldn't leave.
So what is yours? Bad theater? Bad company? A bad film? Or 2/3 or all three?
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