Favorite "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode - What got you hooked?
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"I feel like drinking wine out of a can is conducive to my violent hand gestures when I speak."
"Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us... those are decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude."
"Did you try other types of meats? Like deli meats and sandwich meats? And did you go crazy? Licking everything in your apartment, like your shoe? I even licked the cat's fanny!"
As a college kid, The Gang Reignites the Rivalry wins without a doubt. Close second is The Nightman Cometh.
#1. CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games
#2. The Gang Hits the Road
#3. The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
#4. Nightman Cometh
#5. Who Pooped the Bed?
#2. The Gang Hits the Road
#3. The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
#4. Nightman Cometh
#5. Who Pooped the Bed?
| CHARLIE KELLY That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh ****, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town. |
| MAC OK, Charlie I'm going to have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they've been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus ******, dude, we are going to lose our jobs. |
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| CHARLIE KELLY Well, calm down because here's one thing that's not going to happen. |
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| MAC What? |
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| CHARLIE KELLY We're not gonna get fired. |
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| MAC We're not? |
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| CHARLIE KELLY Because we've already been fired. |
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| MAC We've lost our jobs! |
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| CHARLIE KELLY Yeah. About 3 days ago a couple pink slips came in the mail. One for you and one for me. So what did I do? I mailed them halfway to Siberia. |
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| MAC If we've lost our jobs, then that means we've lost our health insurance. That means all of this was for nothing! Goddammit, dude, I am having a panic attack. I am actually having a panic attack. |
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| CHARLIE KELLY Well, will you settle down and have another cup of coffee? |
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| MAC I am, bro. |
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| CHARLIE KELLY All right, well, fine. You know what, Barney? Give this guy a cigarette, he's freakin' out. [turns to a man in black trench coat and hat standing next to him] |
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| MAC Huh? Who? |
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| CHARLIE KELLY Barney. He's the one who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia. |
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| MAC Barney? Who the hell is Barney? |
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| CHARLIE KELLY You don't see the...[Looks around and Barney's disappeared] Holy ****! Where the hell did he go? [Yello's "Oh Yeah" comes on in the background] Day Bow Bow. |
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| MAC You've lost your mind! You've lost your goddamned mind, Charlie. [Cha. Chika-chika!] |
The McPoyle's are awesome...And Ryan McPoyle is an ISU graduate (Aerospace Enginerring 1990)
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