Dumb driver stories

[CubsnClones]

Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...

 

[cybsball20]

Did you pull her over just for the heck of it? I saw some High School Girl slam into a minivan this morning in the turn lane, of course, she was on her phone...

 

[SeattleClone]

I saw a pickup yesterday with a Hawkeye sticker and a Nebraska sticker in the back window. I think some people try too hard to be repulsive.

 

[Together2813]

I had a pickup truck start riding my bumber and flashing his lights for me to get over. Gross guy smoking a cigarette all pissed off. He went around me a flipped me off. Here is where the story gets great!

15 Seconds later a cop came up behind me and I pointed at the truck that was speeding away. He gave me the thumbs up sign and went and pulled him over! It was fun to finally watch an a-hole get what he deserves.:tongue:

 

[Cyclonepride]

A couple weeks ago I had a dip**** pass me on the right as I was just about to pass another car. I was doing about 75, he must have been doing in excess of 90. I slammed on my brakes and he barely missed hitting me, and the car I was about to pass.

I caught up with him, but my wife laid down the law for me, so I gave her back my balls and resumed my rightful place.

 

[Stewo]

A couple weeks ago I had a dip**** pass me on the right as I was just about to pass another car. I was doing about 75, he must have been doing in excess of 90. I slammed on my brakes and he barely missed hitting me, and the car I was about to pass.

I caught up with him, but my wife laid down the law for me, so I gave her back my balls and resumed my rightful place.

:biglaugh: @ the wife ownage!

 

[TxCycloneFan]

Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...

It would have been ok to run her off the road. One less cell phone yappin' makeup puttin' on Squawkette the better.

 

[harty83]

1. When I was in HS I was driving to school, going down a semi-busy street when a woman pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of me--close enough that I had to lock 'em up to keep from hitting her. The funny part however, was that she gave me the finger as she went by. I was almost sorry that I didn't hit her so I could hear her give the cop her side of the story.

2. Once I was pulling into a Wal-Mart parking lot. A young girl cut across the parking lanes, nearly hitting me. She kept going, oblivious. As I ease off the brake, another teenage girl (also oblivious) comes within a hairs breadth of hitting me and then nearly collides with with girl #1. I just sat back and laughed as I watched them waving their arms and cussing each other out, apparently still unaware of my presence.

 

[cstrunk]

I'm a CyRide driver. Do you guys have time to read a novel?

 

[anticyclonic]

Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...

I have a 69' Pontiac you can use to ram her. Those old demo derby cars will do the trick with ease.