"I'm going to the store because my wife is going to stab me in the face if I don't get her another beer."
I just think it's funny he throws the beer can aside like it's no big deal then asks him to wait cuz he has to pee. LOL!
I found some other one yesterday too where a guy was in handcuffs and they were trying to get him to take a breath test. The guy was squiriming around and kept saying his balls itched and if they wouldn't let him scratch them then could one of the scratch them for him cuz they really itched. The officer was having a hard time not laughing while reading the guy his rights and how if he refused a breath test it is admission to being over the limit.