Besides - why stop there. Do you realize the damage that can be done with a fork?
JOKE TO FOLLOW:
Three men become shipwrecked on an island, where they are captured by savages. The savages are decently nice ones, and explain their plight to these men. They have plenty of food, but they have overhunted the wild boars on the island, whose skin they used for their canoes. They chief explains to the men that they must die, and their hides will be used for the savages' canoes. However, the men may choose how they wish to die.
The first man says, "well, why don't you just hang me" So, the savages set up a noose on a palm tree, and take care of that man, immediately taking his body off to skinned.
The second man says, "Just drown me" So, the savages set up a trough of water, and hold the man under, who goes quite peacefully.
The third man asks, "May i kill myself?" The savages think for a minute, and see no reason why he shouldn't be able to that. "sure" the chief says.
"may i have two forks?" says the man. Now, these savages are somewhat civilized, and happen to have a couple on hand, which they give to him.
As soon as the man receives the forks, he starts stabbing himself wildly in the chest, screaming "SCREW YOU AND YOUR CANOES!!!!!"