Colorado Family Terrorized by "Mad Pooper"

[Mr Janny]

I mean, that's all that needs to be said, I think...
If nothing else, this should help distract us from the MBB recruiting "panic" right?

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html

 

[BoxsterCy]

That's some crazy ****.

 

[knowlesjam]

Well, I guess it reduces the need for fertilizer...

 

[TykeClone]

If nothing else, this should help distract us from the MBB recruiting "panic" right?

Did I miss something? What is the appropriate level of panic right now?

 

[mramseyISU]

 

[Doc]

Back when I was running longer distances, I had to poop mid run a few times. Usually would go in the bushes between the road/sidewalk and somebody's fence. It was gross, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Sorry SoCal.

 

[knowlesjam]

 

[Mr Janny]

Did I miss something? What is the appropriate level of panic right now?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Her dog should be picking that up for her.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Copier! Houston had the Inner Looper Pooper a few years back doing the same thing.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/od...n-houston-was-caught-on-camera-200646270.html

 

[BCClone]

Turn a garden hose loose on her maybe it will leave a trail to where she lives.

 

[SCyclone]

This is what will happen when winter comes.

 

[Cybirdy]

This morning of one the radio station was calling it the Mad Shatter.

 

[ZB4CY]

 

[jbhtexas]

Did I miss something?

That's what I was wondering.

My second thought, regarding the OP, as posted above, turn the garden hose on her...

 

[CYCLNST8]

Maybe she's trying to get detention.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Damn, thread is delivering. Gotta go back and give Janny OP a "winner".

 

[BoxsterCy]

Back when I was running longer distances, I had to poop mid run a few times. Usually would go in the bushes between the road/sidewalk and somebody's fence. It was gross, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Sorry SoCal.

Ha, actually my first thought as I started to read the article but then with the repeats and other locales stuff it seems like some sort of weird poop fetish. Was also thinking this would be some crazy old lady, not some young runner gal. Just makes it weirder and more viral.

I do get your "it can happen" thing. Running with pregnant friend years ago and she would have to take unpredictable behind the bushes "breaks" sometimes. I have Crohn's disease and always worry about what might have to happen on a run or long bike ride. Been lucky and never had to make a behind a tree squat but it's something that I am always conscious of.

 

[BoxsterCy]

That's what I was wondering.

My second thought, regarding the OP, as posted above, turn the garden hose on her...

She probably just turn her butt to it. Outdoor bidet!

 

[RyCy04]