Cast Iron Cooking

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Here's a quick reference guide

1 - Paper - nothing says "I love you" like a card you picked up last minute at Walmart because you forgot your first anniversary
2 - Cotton - hastily wrap up an old t-shirt of yours that she already wears because you forgot your anniversary again
3 - Leather - handcuffs and whips (3 years is enough to reveal your true self)
4 - Fruit/Flowers - both easily purchased at your local Hy-Vee
5 - Wood - no explanation needed
6 - Candy - this is a win-win for you. Eating some of it helps her diet. Remind her of your thoughtfulness.
7 - Copper - copper cookware for the mf-ing win!
8 - Bronze - that trophy you won went you went bowling with the guys on your anniversary instead of going to that expensive restaurant? Perfect gift!
9 - Pottery - that crappy ashtray you made in first grade makes a great spoon rest for your beloved
10 - Tin - who doesn't love popcorn? Honestly
11- Steel - you can't go cheap on the anniversary vacuum
12 - Silk - gotta go with womens' delicates here. Remember the golden rule. Less is more.
13 - Lace - when your wife finds those panties in the glove box? Surprise! Happy Anniversary!
14 - Ivory - rare studio cut of Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney's "Ebony and Ivory"
15 - Crystal - "Honey, remember how we talked about being more adventurous? Meet Crystal. She's a dancer"
20 - China - this is where you're gonna have to move to if you follow my advice
25 - Silver - wrap up the fillings she's knocked out of your head for the past 25 years
50 - Gold - you may as well treat yourself to some fancy gold leaf on your casket

I'll have to show this one to the wife. We just passed 4 years and had a chuckle looking over what we were supposed to be getting each other. I told her next year she'll be getting a nice 2x4.
 
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BoxsterCy

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although those things are pretty heavy, and I don't think she's got the upper body strength to properly wield it...

You sound overconfident....she will find the inner strength!

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SpokaneCY

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I'm thinking I'll pick up a 2-burner griddle, as the little guy likes French Toast and we can only do about 2 pieces at a time in our other pans.

Married guys, will I survive if I buy it for my wife as a birthday/Christmas present? Or will I just be smacked with it?

I did buy my wife a vacuum a few years back but it WAS a roomba. Imagine my relief when she absolutely loved it. Dodged another bullet. I've been on a lucky streak for 26 years and counting - OR she has just lost interest in making me a better version of myself.
 

rdtindsm

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FWIW - I have a stainless steel set that has an aluminum center. You have to heat it to the point that a drop of water sizzles without wetting the pan (ledenfrost effect - the water is floating on steam and looks like it is on an air hockey table). before adding oil. It does prevent any sticking.

I had to google this to make sure I didn't have bad info. The article I found said to season stainless just like cast iron. Said to use coconut oil, and to let the cookware cool completely before wiping the oil out.
 

VeloClone

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Used the big Calphalon cast iron pan to brown onions, sausage and beef for my tailgate chili last night. It's the biggest skillet we have and I grew up cooking on cast iron so I am more comfortable there.
 

NickTheGreat

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We have a nice set of Stainless pans, but I can't get them properly seasoned. Or not seasoned enough for eggs.
 

MeanDean

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I have 4 different size CI skillets. The smallest is just barely big enough for an egg. The largest is for frying a whole chicken. The next largest is probably my favorite - been in the family for as long as I can remember - glass smooth cooking surface (that is the key).

I wash them in soapy water, but just the Dawn, hot water, and scour with a pad then rinse and wipe dry with a paper towel. A brand new one would require some work to season. I had a new one once and the cooking surface was not smooth, I eventually got rid of it.