I'd guess "smacked"
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although those things are pretty heavy, and I don't think she's got the upper body strength to properly wield it...
I'd guess "smacked"
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although those things are pretty heavy, and I don't think she's got the upper body strength to properly wield it...
Here's a quick reference guide
1 - Paper - nothing says "I love you" like a card you picked up last minute at Walmart because you forgot your first anniversary
2 - Cotton - hastily wrap up an old t-shirt of yours that she already wears because you forgot your anniversary again
3 - Leather - handcuffs and whips (3 years is enough to reveal your true self)
4 - Fruit/Flowers - both easily purchased at your local Hy-Vee
5 - Wood - no explanation needed
6 - Candy - this is a win-win for you. Eating some of it helps her diet. Remind her of your thoughtfulness.
7 - Copper - copper cookware for the mf-ing win!
8 - Bronze - that trophy you won went you went bowling with the guys on your anniversary instead of going to that expensive restaurant? Perfect gift!
9 - Pottery - that crappy ashtray you made in first grade makes a great spoon rest for your beloved
10 - Tin - who doesn't love popcorn? Honestly
11- Steel - you can't go cheap on the anniversary vacuum
12 - Silk - gotta go with womens' delicates here. Remember the golden rule. Less is more.
13 - Lace - when your wife finds those panties in the glove box? Surprise! Happy Anniversary!
14 - Ivory - rare studio cut of Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney's "Ebony and Ivory"
15 - Crystal - "Honey, remember how we talked about being more adventurous? Meet Crystal. She's a dancer"
20 - China - this is where you're gonna have to move to if you follow my advice
25 - Silver - wrap up the fillings she's knocked out of your head for the past 25 years
50 - Gold - you may as well treat yourself to some fancy gold leaf on your casket
I bet she can drop it on you while you sleep, though
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although those things are pretty heavy, and I don't think she's got the upper body strength to properly wield it...
I bet she can drop it on you while you sleep, though
I'm thinking I'll pick up a 2-burner griddle, as the little guy likes French Toast and we can only do about 2 pieces at a time in our other pans.
Married guys, will I survive if I buy it for my wife as a birthday/Christmas present? Or will I just be smacked with it?
I'll have to show this one to the wife. We just passed 4 years and had a chuckle looking over what we were supposed to be getting each other. I told her next year she'll be getting a nice 2x4.