Blazzing Saddles on AMC right now...
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"D'ya say the sheriff's a'near???"
"Mongo no go that way... Mongo, straight...."
"Hello boys, daddy missed ya!"
"It's Hedley, dammit!"
"Bazdhes? We don' need no steenking bazdhes..."
"Any of you take a step closer, and the n***** gets it!"
"I think he means it!"
"Is it twue?"
"It sounds like steam escaping..."
"Mongo no go that way... Mongo, straight...."
"Hello boys, daddy missed ya!"
"It's Hedley, dammit!"
"Bazdhes? We don' need no steenking bazdhes..."
"Any of you take a step closer, and the n***** gets it!"
"I think he means it!"
"Is it twue?"
"It sounds like steam escaping..."
what in the wide wide world of sports is goin on here? I hired you fellas to get a little track layed not to jump around like a bunch of kansas city *******
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Excuse me while I whip this out.......
one more step and the {censored} gets it
Somebdy help that poor man....
Too bad it will be all chopped up
one more step and the {censored} gets it
Somebdy help that poor man....
Too bad it will be all chopped up
My all-time favorite comedy. :notworthy:
During a summer job in college, myself and one of my collegues would try to recite the entire movie while on survey crew. We got pretty good at it.
Mongo: "Mongo only pawn . . . in game of life."
Count Basie orchestra out in the middle of the desert.
Bart: "Baby, 12 (can't remember the number) is my limit in snitzengruben (sp.)"
Bart: "Baby, you're so talented, and they are so dumb!"
Tagart: "Sombody's gonna have to go back and get a ******** of dimes!"
Hedley: "Head them off at the pass, I hate that cliche! Bang! Head them off at the pass!"
Bart: "Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, tell me what you like to do."
Jim: "Oh, I don't know, play chess, screw. . ."
Bart: "Let's play chess."
Bart: "Good morning ma'am, and isn't it a glorious morning!"
old woman: "Up yours ******!"
Bart: "Sir, I believe he requested two *******. Not to disclose a family secret, but my grandmother was Dutch."
Tagart: (talking about a number 6) ". . .every living thing within an inch of its life, except the womenfolk of course."
Hedley: "You spare the women?"
Tagart: No, we rape the **** out of them during the number 6 dance later."
During a summer job in college, myself and one of my collegues would try to recite the entire movie while on survey crew. We got pretty good at it.
Mongo: "Mongo only pawn . . . in game of life."
Count Basie orchestra out in the middle of the desert.
Bart: "Baby, 12 (can't remember the number) is my limit in snitzengruben (sp.)"
Bart: "Baby, you're so talented, and they are so dumb!"
Tagart: "Sombody's gonna have to go back and get a ******** of dimes!"
Hedley: "Head them off at the pass, I hate that cliche! Bang! Head them off at the pass!"
Bart: "Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, tell me what you like to do."
Jim: "Oh, I don't know, play chess, screw. . ."
Bart: "Let's play chess."
Bart: "Good morning ma'am, and isn't it a glorious morning!"
old woman: "Up yours ******!"
Bart: "Sir, I believe he requested two *******. Not to disclose a family secret, but my grandmother was Dutch."
Tagart: (talking about a number 6) ". . .every living thing within an inch of its life, except the womenfolk of course."
Hedley: "You spare the women?"
Tagart: No, we rape the **** out of them during the number 6 dance later."
