Any Jeppson’s Malört fans out there?

[flynnhicks03]

https://www.theringer.com/2019/2/6/...rl-jeppson-co-ch-distillery-midwest-expansion

I don't mind it. I've got a bottle in my bar, and will buy more the next time I'm in Illinois. I offer it to everyone who comes over. It's really not that bad, but the aftertaste is really bitter.

 

[JP4CY]

Had some at Friar Tuck's in Chicago. Turrible.

 

[CyJeans]

https://www.theringer.com/2019/2/6/...rl-jeppson-co-ch-distillery-midwest-expansion

I don't mind it. I've got a bottle in my bar, and will buy more the next time I'm in Illinois. I offer it to everyone who comes over. It's really not that bad, but the aftertaste is really bitter.

Malort is awful. I was unaware until your post that people existed that don't hate it. I assumed until this point that it was only in bars as a novelty.

 

[wxman1]

I hear the FAW guys love it

 

[cycloneworld]

 

[enisthemenace]

Anyone who says they are a “fan” of Malorts is a liar. That **** is terrible.

 

[MartyFine]

Yes, I also enjoy sifting through garbage and eating dirty diapers...

 

[JP4CY]

Yes, I also enjoy sifting through garbage and eating dirty diapers...

This is really funny because your profile pick is Mick Foley.

 

[Cybyassociation]

I'm a fan of giving other people Malort.

 

[enisthemenace]

I'm a fan of giving other people Malort.

This is all it’s good for.

 

[mikeiastat]

I'm pretty sure it got its name from the noise you stomach, nay whole body makes when you've had way too much too drink and the whole party is coming back up in 3. . 2. . what ooops he puked in the pitcher lets serve it back to the drunkest guys in the bar and call it that god awful sound his whole body made.

 

[ILiftWithRoyce]

I like Malort. It's like alcoholic grapefruit pith mixed with licorice

 

[CyDude16]

I’d rather drink an entire bottle of Jager than ever drink a sip of Malort ever.

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

I've always thought that it's a cult, group-think "MALORT IS TERRIBLE" type thing.

There is much worse tasting liquor out there.

 

[enisthemenace]

I've always thought that it's a cult, group-think "MALORT IS TERRIBLE" type thing.

There is much worse tasting liquor out there.

Name one.

 

[Al_4_State]

Malort literally tastes like when you're almost puking, but you manage to swallow it back down.

No one likes Malort. I legitimately like a lot of things that I get accused of consuming just to make a show of it and I can't ******* stand Malort.

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

Name one.

No idea what the brand was but one time a Greek dude I knew gave me cheap Ouzo and that **** was terrible

I will never taste something as bad as that and I've had Malort several times

 

[Al_4_State]

No idea what the brand was but one time a Greek dude I knew gave me cheap Ouzo and that **** was terrible

I will never taste something as bad as that and I've had Malort several times

Ouzo is bad, but it’s way better than Malort

 

[canker2323]

When I lived in Chicago we thought of Malort as a gag drink. A drink you get someone who is visiting and has never heard of it.

It will definitely wake you up.