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bsaltyman

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Nothing. Not a thing. I am really, really scared.
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Soon…
 
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JM4CY

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Please tell us you don't smoke as you already have enough going on in the gastro-intestinal area. No need to bring any methane or other things into the mix.

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I saw a kid drunkenly light his own butthole literally on fire one night in Maple while he was trying to light his farts on fire. I can't explain to you how bad it smelled in that room. You think you know. You don't. You just don't.
 

NorthCyd

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I saw a kid drunkenly light his own butthole literally on fire one night in Maple while he was trying to light his farts on fire. I can't explain to you how bad it smelled in that room. You think you know. You don't. You just don't.
I had a drunk buddy decide he would try to hold a bottle rocket in his butt cheeks and light it out in his front yard. He didn't unclench and it blew up while still in his butt cheeks. It burned the crap out of his lower back and ass.
 
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JM4CY

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Give him a break guys. And patience. He likely still currently looks like this.

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