The following are good inclusions, but were ranked far too low (Fanhouse ranking in parentheses):
We Didn’t Start the Fire (42). Piano Boy auditions as lyricist for REM tribute band.
You Light Up My Life (51). Awww, Debby, that was cute. But it’s past your bedtime. Your Daddy will entertain us now by emasculating a few Little Richard tunes, dig?
Sometimes When We Touch (40). I have to close my ears and hide.
Physical (39). Olivia tries her hand at mimicking Queen’s “Body Language.†Sorry, luv, I trust Freddie on this sort of thing.
I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) (38). “Hey, Jim Steinman. ‘Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad’ called. It wants its self-plagiarism back.â€
We Built This City (22). Marty McFly drinks a New Coke laced with fake LSD.