1 gorilla vs 100 men

Who would win this fight?

  • 1 gorilla

    Votes: 73 38.2%
  • 100 men

    Votes: 118 61.8%

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NetflixAndClone

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gorillas aren't that aggressive. It would more than likely run away than fight 100 men. It would be like human ice age hunting where humans chase the gorilla for 3 miles and it collapses due to exhaustion.

Outside of that I think a lot of people have not seen 5 guys beat up someone in a parking lot. I think you could beat a gorilla with 20 good guys. humans can be as tall and weigh as much as a gorilla. Yes the gorilla has more muscle but you get a guy on each limb and everyone else stomping on the gorilla. Humans win easily.
 
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Not exactly sure.
And this is what I mean. If you see the guy in front of you get their arms ripped off, how eager will you be to attack? It’ll be a couple really brave guys that get torn apart and then it’ll be a bunch of scared men pushing to get behind one another. The gorilla will have plenty of opportunity to rest without being attacked. This will be the downfall of the men. Their only chance would be to all attack at once or in large groups. But no one will want to be apart of those groups. It’s the not in my backyard mentality.

Perhaps also we can add in the idea of what time in history these men are from. Men of the Viking age would certainly fair better because of the mentality of glory of dying in battle. Or maybe with a strong religious belief that you are doing this for a higher cause. But in our current culture, no chance.
I think the concept is more to the effect you are in the coliseum/gladiator situation. One will extinguish the other group, so if you run away, the gorilla will just destroy all one on one.
 

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100 humans at 200 pounds each. 20,000 pounds. Just squish the gorilla.

But in order to squish the gorilla, a good portion of men would also be squished. Again, who’s going to do that willingly? Each one will want to be the one on top. We are a selfish species.
 

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Male or female gorilla? Cuz if it’s a male somebody needs to fight dirty.

Regardless it has to be a coordinated attack hopefully everyone has seen 300.
 

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The silverback gorilla. Every time.
This. People underestimate the strength and brutal power of the gorilla. Endurance will not be an issue. This is not a gorilla fighting each guy a couple of minutes. The gorilla will kill or incapacitate each guy with basically one strike, one bite or one rip of the arms/head, snap of the neck. So endurance should be a non factor.
Their bones are harder, muscles are stronger, hand grip strength is insane. Pretty sure that the blows from even a strong guy will feel no harder than if a 8-year old kid was punching you.
Actually, that is a good analogy. Do you think a prime Mike Tyson could be defeated by 100 10-year old kids? That is pretty much what this would be like.
 

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gorillas aren't that aggressive. It would more than likely run away than fight 100 men. It would be like human ice age hunting where humans chase the gorilla for 3 miles and it collapses due to exhaustion.

Outside of that I think a lot of people have not seen 5 guys beat up someone in a parking lot. I think you could beat a gorilla with 20 good guys. humans can be as tall and weigh as much as a gorilla. Yes the gorilla has more muscle but you get a guy on each limb and everyone else stomping on the gorilla. Humans win easily.
You grab an arm. I’ll wait in the stomping line.
 

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Exactly. It’s like 1 grown ass man vs 100 4 year olds. **** them kids.
Even a UFC fighter would stand no chance against a large chimpanzee. These animals have strength and it's not like you can time them for a clean strike. They won't follow any fighting pattern that any man has ever trained against.

They move fast, unpredictably, can grab you with all 4 limbs and on top of that have massive canines. They also will not follow any sort of fighting rules, they'll claw, bite, punch, kick, pummel, jump, bend/break limbs with a single snap, gouge eyes, claw, etc. Truly terrifying.