Alien Message

[CascadeClone]

Show me what you got.

 

[Tailg8er]

At first glance thought the thread title said "Allen Message" - was expecting some kind words from Lazard!

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[BoxsterCy]

Well, were ****** if "nuke it from orbit" Warrant Officer Ripley is aboard the alien ship.

 

[srjclone]

We're taking all of your beer.

 

[BoxsterCy]

At first glance thought the thread title said "Allen Message" - was expecting some kind words from Lazard!

My first read was alien massage.

 

[Beernuts]

"How do we get to Agronomy Hall?"

 

[MartyFine]

"Behold, Your New God!!!"

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Ack. Ack-ack!

 

[jcyclonee]

We've implanted small speakers in your ears that will play songs by Drake on a loop for all eternity.

 

[cydsho]

People of Earth, your attention, please… This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you…

 

[Dandy]

 

[yowza]

We're taking all of your beer.

Well some brands they could just have.

 

[cstrunk]

I just figured this was thread was going to be about the newest sign of the apocalypse in 2020.

 

[jcyclonee]

I just figured this was thread was going to be about the newest sign of the apocalypse in 2020.

It was a few minutes ago but now there's a newer newest sign of the apocalypse.

 

[CloneLawman]

People of Earth, your attention, please… This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you…

So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!

 

[MeanDean]

"This movie's no good. Let's recast."

 

[qwerty]

People of Earth, your attention, please… This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you…

Dang it. I was just looking up that quote. You win.

 

[VeloClone]

Ack. Ack-ack!



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I have grackles in my yard and that is exactly what I think of when I hear them.

 

[madguy30]

We're taking all of your beer.