Alien Message

[Buster28]

Well, were ****** if "nuke it from orbit" Warrant Officer Ripley is aboard the alien ship.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

We've implanted small speakers in your ears that will play songs by Drake on a loop for all eternity.

I could probably handle that better than techno...

 

[amishclone]

All your base are belong to us

 

[SpokaneCY]

Just for fun.

If aliens were to contact us for the first time, what would be the most scary/terrifying message they could send us?

The mormons are right.

 

[SpokaneCY]

"Commence anal probing sequence. "

Not sure what the downside is????? Asking for a friend.

 

[SpokaneCY]

I just figured this was thread was going to be about the newest sign of the apocalypse in 2020.

It does potentially involve something in your booty like the other trumpets that have sounded. Eel guy. That other guy who fell on something. All those other guys. Probably some guys on here.

 

[arobb]

 

[madguy30]

This is one I wouldn't mind a reboot for.

But PLEASE keep the silly plot.

 

[inCyteful]

We've reviewed the film and Seneca WAS in.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

This is one I wouldn't mind a reboot for.

But PLEASE keep the silly plot.

They DID reboot it. It lasted less than a season.

 

[BanjoCy]

KTF

 

[CySmurf]

We come in peace...you go in pieces.

 

[Doc]

You are performing at the normal 420/69 level.

 

[IsUaClone2]

[senses more than hears conversation while unsuccessfully focusing eyes to clear several blurry portions within field of vision] "...searched the entire orb. Found no sentient species or even building blocks that might lead to an intelligent life form. Nothing of value and no preparations necessary. We've found our new composting facility. Commence dumping of sanitary and nuclear wastes."