Local man unknowingly takes a laxative every day for over a year

[Cyched]

I mean really when are good poops, not the best?

When you’re in the office stall and someone walks on.

There’s truly no place like home.

 

[jdcyclone19]

When you’re in the office stall and someone walks on.

There’s truly no place like home.

But is that scenario, is it really a good poop?

 

[CtownCyclone]

@ChrisMWilliams I think we need to hear the story behind this.

Chris wanted to know how he could engage more in the forums...well, buddy, this is it.

 

[SCyclone]

This thread has gone to $hit.

 

[jdcyclone19]

This thread has gone to $hit.

We really need to get @Daphne to chime in on this thread and get up an update about on campus toilets.

 

[jpete24]

What makes you think the two aren't connected?

never thought of this.

 

[MuskieCy]

"Behind" that confession is the last place I would want to be.

 

[Cybyassociation]

When you’re in the office stall and someone walks on.

There’s truly no place like home.

I know I'm in the minority, but I've taken some of my best and most satisfying dumps in public spaces. I'm not using your crusty gas station bathroom, but restaurants, breweries, places that have nice clean spots. It's almost like I've got public restroom FOMO sometimes. If I'm in a new space I haven't checked out, you better believe I'm taking a dump. I've proudly been the first paying customer to take dumps in many locations.

 

[CloneGuy8]

 

[LindenCy]

Surprised this thread only has 28 (now 29) replies.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

As a man who regularly supplements with fiber, at my age good pooops are the best.

They really are. I like to think about how that is something that probably wasn't always the case, aside from the actual pleasure of release. Think about how scary taking a poop would be when predators could be lurking around 20,000 years ago. We're so spoiled.

Also, I remember this being referenced on the FAWcast from years back. Laughed pretty hard about it then.

 

[Clonehomer]

I know I'm in the minority, but I've taken some of my best and most satisfying dumps in public spaces. I'm not using your crusty gas station bathroom, but restaurants, breweries, places that have nice clean spots. It's almost like I've got public restroom FOMO sometimes. If I'm in a new space I haven't checked out, you better believe I'm taking a dump. I've proudly been the first paying customer to take dumps in many locations.

Speaking of this, when staying at hotels does anyone else go use the lobby bathroom rather than the one in your room? I don't trust the room toilets and don't want to call maintenance to unclog it.

 

[80sClone]

I'm an at home crapper. Or the office. Never when go out and if I go on vacation it can be 3 days before I let go. Like a play dough machine after that. Thanks for reading.

 

[bosco]

Speaking of this, when staying at hotels does anyone else go use the lobby bathroom rather than the one in your room? I don't trust the room toilets and don't want to call maintenance to unclog it.

Go see a doctor

 

[CTTB78]

I never cease to be amazed at what people share on social media.

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

So yeah, here's the situation ... the one poster was pretty spot on.

Doc told me to get a colonoscopy. I did. Doc told me to take a daily fiber pill and a probiotic. I did.

But I bought Fiber-Lax. Didn't know there was a difference. It was cheaper.

Was literally scheduling all meetings in the PM hours. Lost a CRAP ton of weight.

Was at Travis Hines' in-laws the day before the botched Blair Walsh kick when my wife calls and says, "WTF is this?"

"It's my fiber pill. I take it every day."

Yada yada yada, it took well over a year and a half to get back to normal and I ballooned up.

Any other questions?

Have a great weekend.

 

[JM4CY]

So yeah, here's the situation ... the one poster was pretty spot on.

Doc told me to get a colonoscopy. I did. Doc told me to take a daily fiber pill and a probiotic. I did.

But I bought Fiber-Lax. Didn't know there was a difference. It was cheaper.

Was literally scheduling all meetings in the PM hours. Lost a CRAP ton of weight.

Was at Travis Hines' in-laws the day before the botched Blair Walsh kick when my wife calls and says, "WTF is this?"

"It's my fiber pill. I take it every day."

Yada yada yada, it took well over a year and a half to get back to normal and I ballooned up.

Any other questions?

Have a great weekend.

I could totally see myself doing this. Your honesty is actually kind of helpful.

 

[CyArob]

So yeah, here's the situation ... the one poster was pretty spot on.

Doc told me to get a colonoscopy. I did. Doc told me to take a daily fiber pill and a probiotic. I did.

But I bought Fiber-Lax. Didn't know there was a difference. It was cheaper.

Was literally scheduling all meetings in the PM hours. Lost a CRAP ton of weight.

Was at Travis Hines' in-laws the day before the botched Blair Walsh kick when my wife calls and says, "WTF is this?"

"It's my fiber pill. I take it every day."

Yada yada yada, it took well over a year and a half to get back to normal and I ballooned up.

Any other questions?

Have a great weekend.

I can't believe anyone would let @Doc give them a colonoscopy

 

[JStanz51]

So yeah, here's the situation ... the one poster was pretty spot on.

Doc told me to get a colonoscopy. I did. Doc told me to take a daily fiber pill and a probiotic. I did.

But I bought Fiber-Lax. Didn't know there was a difference. It was cheaper.

Was literally scheduling all meetings in the PM hours. Lost a CRAP ton of weight.

Was at Travis Hines' in-laws the day before the botched Blair Walsh kick when my wife calls and says, "WTF is this?"

"It's my fiber pill. I take it every day."

Yada yada yada, it took well over a year and a half to get back to normal and I ballooned up.

Any other questions?

Have a great weekend.

Proud to call this guy my mentor.

 

[Doc]

I can't believe anyone would let @Doc give them a colonoscopy

Nasty colon not gonna lie