Police mistake bird poop for cocaine

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This may be the stupidest cop thing ever. Testing bird poop on a car and saying it's cocaine. In what alternative universe does cocaine end up on the car hood of a car? Saw this a couple days ago but resisted clicking until today. Absolutely insane. Stopped for speeding, cuffed, placed in police car, and than cops go through his car, gym bag, duffle bag etc before settling on arresting him for cocaine, on his ******* car hood!

https://www.complex.com/sports/2019...tball-quarterback-mistaking-bird-poop-cocaine
 

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This may be the stupidest cop thing ever. Testing bird poop on a car and saying it's cocaine. In what alternative universe does cocaine end up on the car hood of a car? Saw this a couple days ago but resisted clicking until today. Absolutely insane. Stopped for speeding, cuffed, placed in police car, and than cops go through his car, gym bag, duffle bag etc before settling on arresting him for cocaine, on his ******* car hood!

https://www.complex.com/sports/2019...tball-quarterback-mistaking-bird-poop-cocaine
would have made my day if he did the Sonny Crockett test, and rub it on his teeth.
 

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He needs to sue the living **** out of the police department and city!!




But on the brightside they didn't shoot him. Although it is kind of over kill to have that many cops show up when pulling someone over for speeding.
 

madguy30

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In before the cave but there's absolutely no way this happens if he were white.

These officers need to be punished if not fired.
 

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This may be the stupidest cop thing ever. Testing bird poop on a car and saying it's cocaine. In what alternative universe does cocaine end up on the car hood of a car? Saw this a couple days ago but resisted clicking until today. Absolutely insane. Stopped for speeding, cuffed, placed in police car, and than cops go through his car, gym bag, duffle bag etc before settling on arresting him for cocaine, on his ******* car hood!

https://www.complex.com/sports/2019...tball-quarterback-mistaking-bird-poop-cocaine

So I assume the cops who lied about the positive test leading to a false arrest were punished harshly?
 

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The bird just ate poppy seeds causing a false positive when they tested the bird's ****.
 
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Reminds me of the story of the woman who spent a month in jail because she was too poor to make bail. Turns out the bogus test for meth was some cotton candy in a bag left by her grandchild. They do this all the time to make it look like they are making a lot of drug busts, when in fact, many are dubious at best. The cops get off without any punishment, and even get awards. It's insane.
 
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In before the cave but there's absolutely no way this happens if he were white.

These officers need to be punished if not fired.
Maybe the cops were black. Maybe quarterback was being an ass. Sickening this all goes to racist thots when that has nothing to do with it most times and dont know more than is there. Just throw it out there and see who gets PO'ed. Are you trying to get some action going for demonstrations??
 

madguy30

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Maybe the cops were black. Maybe quarterback was being an ass. Sickening this all goes to racist thots when that has nothing to do with it most times and dont know more than is there. Just throw it out there and see who gets PO'ed. Are you trying to get some action going for demonstrations??

I'd recommend watching the video.
 

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Videos like this make me angry because all it does is make it harder on the 1000s of police that do a good job; often times under difficult circumstances.

These guys were going to get a bust no matter what. Who cares about the 4th Amendment
 

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Maybe the cops were black. Maybe quarterback was being an ass. Sickening this all goes to racist thots when that has nothing to do with it most times and dont know more than is there. Just throw it out there and see who gets PO'ed. Are you trying to get some action going for demonstrations??

thots?
 

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Speeding is now probable cause for searching evidently.
Did you guys watch the whole video? It starts before the time start linked.

They probably put the probable cause as not pulling over when the lights came on and instead driving for another 4:15. He didn't stop until another cop stopped his car in front of him blocking the lane. That probably also explains why pretty much the entire sheriff's office was out there. That doesn't make the bogus drug arrest okay. The dude is probably lucky his car didn't get stop-sticked or shot at (not okay either).
 

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