*** Official #18 IOWA STATE vs #13 Miami Pop-Tarts Bowl Game(Day) Thread ***

ImJustKCClone

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...and the fantastic coverage of the game continues...
Hey, you won. Let's spend five minutes on an effing poptart human sacrifice and not hear from the players or team.

ABC, you can kiss my ass.

Any chance I can stop getting flamed for this rant? See post #2121.
 
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Ms3r4ISU

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Well the key part was Rocco chose Cinnamon Roll and then that specific pop tart lowered himself into suicidal flames with a smile.

In case your DVR recording cut out before that climax.
I thought it was CMC’s choice. Maybe the announcer said it wrong.
 

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Nothing against Pop Tarts, but does anyone remember Toaster Streudels? Those things rocked. Came with a little icing packet. Elite.

I used to get pissed if people just smeared the frosting all over, you had to delicately create a work of art with that frosting, like lattice work. The key was getting a clean rip on the little packet edge.
 

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...and the fantastic coverage of the game continues...
Hey, you won. Let's spend five minutes on an effing poptart human sacrifice and not hear from the players or team.

ABC, you can kiss my ass.

If you can't embrace the sacrifice of a human Pop-Tarts, can you really embrace the Pop-Tarts Bowl?
 

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