Hollywood, stop ruining the classics!

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There is apparently a Spaceballs sequel in the works starring Josh Gad. Josh Gad. WHY???? This pisses me off. How the hell do so many talentless butt smurfs get roles in big movies nowadays? KNOCK IT OFF, HOLLYWOOD!!! Some rich person needs to start a company that buys the rights to classic movies so these turds cannot do remakes or reboots. Get some original ideas and stop destroying the greats. You're not gonna make a movie that's half as good as the originals so what's the damn point?
 

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If it were the same cast (minus John Candy), fine. But Josh f**king Gad? GROSS! That is just as bad as Ed Helms almost getting to play Frank Drebin in a Naked Gun remake.

There is a naked gun reboot but it's starring Liam Neeson.

 

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I love me some good Mel Brooks*** but Spaceball's sucked.

*** Young Frankenstein is maybe my fav all time best comedy.

I liked Spaceballs but it in itself was a reboot of sorts since the Star Wars hysteria had faded when it came out.
 

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If you don't like them don't watch them. Indiana Jones is one of my favorite franchises and I still haven't watched Crystal Skull or Dial of Destiny. What I saw and heard about them just didn't interest me so I don't watch them. Still love the franchise and their existence doesn't diminish my enjoyment of the original 3 one bit.
 

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It's 100% about maximizing profits. They think the best way to do that is by shoving remade classics down the public's throats, and they know the public is really really dumb and will usually eat that sh*t up. They're not into taking risks. Remaking a known quantity is much less risky. Sad but it's the world we live in. Every time I see "The Longest Yard" on the guide I get amped for a second but then realize it's the sh*tty Adam Sandler version, pretty much every time.
 

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It's 100% about maximizing profits. They think the best way to do that is by shoving remade classics down the public's throats, and they know the public is really really dumb and will usually eat that sh*t up. They're not into taking risks. Remaking a known quantity is much less risky. Sad but it's the world we live in. Every time I see "The Longest Yard" on the guide I get amped for a second but then realize it's the sh*tty Adam Sandler version, pretty much every time.

Its what the audience wants. They're not 'shoving anything down people's throats'. There are plenty of non-sequel\remake movies released every year. People just don't go see them.

Streaming at home got better and easier.

Theaters compensated by delivering the premium experience that people couldnt get at home, but it costs more for a ticket buyer, so the buyer is less likely to take risks with that purchase.

So what do customers risk their dollar on?

- Special effects spectacles that they know will benefit from the theater experience
- movies in the same IP as a prior well-regarded movie, as these are "low-risk" to a viewer, even if they're not as good as the original, they rarely feel like they wasted their money entirely
- event type movies where people feel like they have to see it right away (for reasons of spoilers, etc)

These also all explain why the MCU did so well the last decade (before quality began to suffer). They ticked all 3 boxes. Its also why comedy movies are essentially dead in the box office, because they're generally low special effects, generally one-off movies, and there's little urgency to see them.
 

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If you don't like them don't watch them. Indiana Jones is one of my favorite franchises and I still haven't watched Crystal Skull or Dial of Destiny. What I saw and heard about them just didn't interest me so I don't watch them. Still love the franchise and their existence doesn't diminish my enjoyment of the original 3 one bit.
I'm a huge Indiana Jones fan. I haven't watched to latest one yet, but did like the Crystal Skull movie. I get why the reviews were bad, but the topic is something I have been very interested in for many years so to me it was cool to finally see a movie about the crystal skulls.
 
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Its what the audience wants. They're not 'shoving anything down people's throats'. There are plenty of non-sequel\remake movies released every year. People just don't go see them.

Streaming at home got better and easier.

Theaters compensated by delivering the premium experience that people couldnt get at home, but it costs more for a ticket buyer, so the buyer is less likely to take risks with that purchase.

So what do customers risk their dollar on?

- Special effects spectacles that they know will benefit from the theater experience
- movies in the same IP as a prior well-regarded movie, as these are "low-risk" to a viewer, even if they're not as good as the original, they rarely feel like they wasted their money entirely
- event type movies where people feel like they have to see it right away (for reasons of spoilers, etc)

These also all explain why the MCU did so well the last decade (before quality began to suffer). They ticked all 3 boxes. Its also why comedy movies are essentially dead in the box office, because they're generally low special effects, generally one-off movies, and there's little urgency to see them.
Because a majority of them are crap. I always loved seeing movies in theaters, but there is not much worth going to see anymore. Not to mention ticket prices have gone way up. The only time I go now is if my kids ask me to take them to see something. I am much more into TV series now, because there are so many good ones, but movies over the last 15 years have mostly been awful.

Someone will eventually make a movie about a film maker that does nothing but remakes and once EVERY movie has been remade, has to come up with a new plan. It's bound to happen at some point.

There is one movie, however, that I would love to see a remake of. An early 90's movie called Brainscan, starring Edward Furlong. It wasn't a popular movie by any means so nobody would get upset if it were remade.
 
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