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[IsUaClone2]

If you want the right answer you had better ask me now -- I'm staying in a Holiday Inn Express right now. Hopefully I don't have to wait until tommorrow morning for the smarts to kick in. :skeptical:

 

[4VR4CY]

What are the winning lotto numbers?

 

[SplitIdentity]

How come the dinosaurs went extinct?

 

[ISU_Alum_2000]

I would ask you how to bet the Fiesta Bowl on CyBookie, but I got home from work to find that somebody had CLOSED it waaaaay before the game started. :skeptical:

 

[dosry5]

Why does my wife always want to talk to me when I start reading a book? Not 5 minutes before.....not 2 minutes after I put it down....only as soon as I get through about words......why???

 

[CrossCyed]

Lose Weight Now! Ask me how!

 

[IcSyU]

What are the winning lotto numbers?

You can't have 'em! I want them! :wink:

 

[usnclone]

Why was one of the "blind" guys singing the National Anthem before the TU and tOSU game wearing a watch?

 

[scottie33]

Why do a select few of Iowa Hawkeye fans think they could beat Oklahoma with the way they played Saturday at the Outback Bowl?

 

[SeattleClone]

When is that Nigerian dude going to respond to my emails?

 

[CycloneErik]

Why does my wife always want to talk to me when I start reading a book? Not 5 minutes before.....not 2 minutes after I put it down....only as soon as I get through about words......why???

She assumes you're just looking at pictures?

 

[IcSyU]

When is that Nigerian dude going to respond to my emails?

CycloneErik and I also echo this statement.

 

[clones26]

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it!? :biggrin:

 

[dosry5]

She assumes you're just looking at pictures?

Are you my wife? :wideeyed:

 

[CycloneErik]

Are you my wife? :wideeyed:

I'm not your wife or mother. Maybe your worst nightmare.

And I echo the sentiments of IcSyU and SeattleClone. Nigerian Prince, if you're reading this board, please respond to our e-mails! We're just trying to help!!!!

 

[IcSyU]

I'm not your wife or mother. Maybe your worst nightmare.

And I echo the sentiments of IcSyU and SeattleClone. Nigerian Prince, if you're reading this board, please respond to our e-mails! We're just trying to help!!!!

He's got a friend going to visit him :yes:

 

[cyrevkah]

Maybe she's not paying attention or the idea just "pops" into her head and mentions it right away.

 

[dosry5]

He's got a friend going to visit him :yes:

Would this be like a blanket party?

 

[dosry5]

Maybe she's not paying attention or the idea just "pops" into her head and mentions it right away.

Why you gotta take her side?

 

[Cyclone62]

Why does everyone cry when I enter the room?