Ok I was going to let this drop, but there is one thing that I just have to respond to. When you say "We played Nixon and Jacobson as starters most of last season, and teams’ responses to them was... sagging off and then daring them to shoot it. Heck, they begged those two to shoot it. They often obliged, and Nixon was Brick City most of the season. Jacobson was slightly better but still pretty ugly." Let's compare the stats and see if they are a wash...
Nixon 2pt 45.5% 3 pt 26.3%, FT 67.9%
Jacobson 2pt 47.1% 3pt 30%, FT 69.0%
Eastern 2pt 42.7%, 3 pt % 0%, FT 48.5%
As bad as Nixon and Jacobson looked at times from 3, they are Matt Thomas compared to Eastern so not a wash. I will stop the back and forth now. Given how badly Nixon was crucified (deserved or not) can you imagine if he shot as bad as Eastern did this year.
Our adjusted offensive efficiency last year was 109.3 per 100 possessions.
That is 1.093 per possession. Call it 1.1 points per possession.
Nixon shooting a three = 0.789 expected points
Jacobson shooting a three = 0.9 expected points
Both outcomes are inefficient plays for us. If an opposing defense is smart, it wants those two chuckin', and my oh my, they were happy to oblige.
True shooting % and usage last year...
Eastern = 42.8% @ 16.1% usage
Nixon = 44.6% @ 20.0% usage
Jacobson = 49.5% @ 17.9% usage
All three of them were bad on offense. You are right about that. Despite that, we had the #3 adjusted offensive efficiency in the Big 12 before Haliburton went down. We had the #10 adjusted defensive efficiency and were miles behind #9.
Eastern presents most of the same problems as those two when he is shooting the ball. Given that, however, he is better at basically everything else on the court. He actually seems to move the ball, too, given the assist rates last year...
Eastern = 20.3%
Nixon = 13.7%
Jacobson = 7.4%
Eastern's assist rate is higher than Bolton's (17.8%) from last year.
Eastern would not be a great player in a half-court offense, but we were, again, #3 in the conference despite having two bricktastic black holes out there in Nixon and Jacobson. Eastern is just as bricktastic (at a lower usage, which minimizes this problem) who actually offers some ball movement... he actually looks like a very good passer for his position, who can attack the rim, and would be a huge upgrade on defense.
I get the "spacing spacing spacing" mentality, but you can take it too far. Eastern is at worst a slight downgrade on offense compared to a couple of tomato cans and would be a huge upgrade on defense. That is a 100% take for us.
Not that we probably have a shot.
Michigan wanted him for a good set of reasons -- see above.
Nixon but 6'7", actually good at defense, and with a good combo guard's assist rate is a useful player. He would be an upgrade compared to other options.
Way more ways to run a basketball team than just putting five shooters out there.