Thoughts on Runzas

[Oldgeezer]

It doesn't take a special day for the fools to show up on CF. But this thread is littered with fools.

 

[jcyclonee]

Since Runzas are not available in your area probably, go find a hot pocket and molest that.

Not the same. Hot Pockets don't contain cabbage. Can I go to a Pierogi place?

 

[BCClone]

Not the same. Hot Pockets don't contain cabbage. Can I go to a Pierogi place?

You work on hennipen ave don't you? Go outside and ask people standing there if you can get a hot pocket anywhere nearby.

 

[cycopath25]

My wife loves Runza and always makes me stop at one when we drive back to Iowa from Wyoming. I don't think they are anything spectacular. Pretty sure one time they almost made me crap my pants. However their side option of "Frings" (Half fries/half onion rings in the same container) are legit.

 

[jcyclonee]

You work on hennipen ave don't you? Go outside and ask people standing there if you can get a hot pocket anywhere nearby.

I work 4 blocks from Hennepin. I guess the cabaret across the street would suffice. Still missing cabbage though.

 

[knowlesjam]

The only time to get a runza is when they sell them for the high temperature (in the winter). Then they are basically free...and, usually still not worth the gas money

Oh, there is plenty of gas, trust me on that.

 

[KnappShack]

Can I get one at the Walmarts?

 

[NebraskaCyclone]

Runzas should be prescribed to people who are getting a colonoscopy the next day. Nothing clears you out faster.

It's runza right through you is what I always say.

 

[kirk89gt]

Is Runza a noun or a verb? Something you eat, or what happens after you eat it? Perhaps both?

"Hey Bob, let's go across the street and pick up a couple of Runzas."

And / Or

"Hey Bob, we shouldn't have eaten there, it gave me the Runzas!"

Judges?

 

[dtISU]

Runzas are simply one of the most heavenly foods ever created. Meat, cheese and cabbage all united in a flaky pocket of yum.

 

[Gordilly]

Runzas are simply one of the most heavenly foods ever created. Meat, cheese and cabbage all united in a flaky pocket of yum.

Maybe if you find a Czech grandma to make them for you. The chain restaurant's version has gone way downhill over the last decade. Overstuffed and undercooked = pile of mush that falls apart on you.

 

[BCClone]

I work 4 blocks from Hennepin. I guess the cabaret across the street would suffice. Still missing cabbage though.

some call this cabbage.

 

[dtISU]

Maybe if you find a Czech grandma to make them for you. The chain restaurant's version has gone way downhill over the last decade. Overstuffed and undercooked = pile of mush that falls apart on you.

So you're saying that all I have are fond memories of the greatest fast food ever devised?

Tell me where I can find that Czech grandma.

 

[TXCyclones]

Runzas are inherently sexual, kind of like tacos and hot pockets. I feel like Hickory Park didn’t satisfy Fred. We need to develop a food in pocket form in Ames to make us more attractive to coaches.

Why is this in the "Mens Basketball" forum? Is this a Hoiberg to Nebraska thing? Is Runzas a new player?

 

[Dr.bannedman]

Why is this in the "Mens Basketball" forum? Is this a Hoiberg to Nebraska thing? Is Runzas a new player?

we r all horny for them

 

[simply1]

Are we sure it's Runza he wants and not DaVinci's?

Runza onion rings are the bomb though.

 

[RING4CY]

Runzas gives me the runs.

 

[CoKane]

What

 

[Blandboy]

Runzas should be prescribed to people who are getting a colonoscopy the next day. Nothing clears you out faster.

gives you the runs, huh?

 

[StClone]

This thread is getting me all hot and bothered.

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