The Little Things I hate about Winter
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People who exaggerate the duration and severity of winter and *****, complain, and whine the whole time.
Grow a pair and shut the **** up. Or leave. No one put a gun to your head.
Grow a pair and shut the **** up. Or leave. No one put a gun to your head.
Yup. Just spent an hour clearing the drive. Bastard plow came by just as I was finishing and filled it up. Three car garage wide.
Clearing the entire driveway only to have the plow come through 20 minutes later and dump a ton of snow back in.
If you haven't figured out that snow plows will fill your driveway back up, that's on you.
I do not think this looks like a jackass. The gloves are bad, who wears half finger gloves?
I do not think this looks like a jackass. The gloves are bad, who wears half finger gloves?
The only problem with this is that wearing a skirt/dress on a snowy day means you're freezing/wet everywhere above the boot.
I don't own any half finger gloves (because those usually seem reserved for hobos), but I do own those convertible mittens where you can pull the top back and have half finger gloves inside. I only do that when I need to use my phone or something where I need more dexterity with my fingers than mittens afford.
...And then I realized I should have rephrased.
One time my pull cord came off on like the 14th pull on my snowblower. Punched myself directly in the man region. The promptly threw what was left of the handle into the neighbors siding. Old guy came out 20 min later. I was terrified he was gonna go old man crazy on me. I explained what happened and he said he completely understood. Said I shouldn't of punched the snowblower in the ****. To this day I think that's a metaphor for something I don't understand
Cars driving over the snow on the driveway before you have a chance to clear it off, fusing the snow to the driveway where the tires rolled over it. Which eventually turns to ice. Which is then there until practically ******* June.
My wife saying, "It's beautiful out" immediately after I come inside all sweaty and snotty from clearing the driveway.
That would be a problem any time you’d be around me, babe!
