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CyOps

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This topic came up at the bar one night. Girlfriend asked me who would be on my list. I started looking around the bar and said "hmmmm, lets see." She doesn't think some of my jokes are funny.
 

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Clonefan94

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My list got axed. The wife and I talked about this years ago, became a fairly heated discussion because when the word, "Anybody" got thrown out, I added the bartender girl from our local watering hole. She's absolutely gorgeous and would still pick her, 10 years later, over most Hollywood/celeb types. My reasoning was, "The likelihood of me even meeting anyone like Jennifer Aniston and any other celeb at that time is almost nil, let alone having an opportunity to actually sleep with them. I also believe the likelihood of me having a shot with the bartender was pretty slim too, but it was a helluva lot more likely than even meeting a Jennifer Aniston." I don't know if my wife was more ****** because she now knew I had a thing for the bartender or if she was ****** because I sort of circumvented the rules of the game to give myself a slightly bit better chance to cheat.
 

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My list got axed. The wife and I talked about this years ago, became a fairly heated discussion because when the word, "Anybody" got thrown out, I added the bartender girl from our local watering hole. She's absolutely gorgeous and would still pick her, 10 years later, over most Hollywood/celeb types. My reasoning was, "The likelihood of me even meeting anyone like Jennifer Aniston and any other celeb at that time is almost nil, let alone having an opportunity to actually sleep with them. I also believe the likelihood of me having a shot with the bartender was pretty slim too, but it was a helluva lot more likely than even meeting a Jennifer Aniston." I don't know if my wife was more ****** because she now knew I had a thing for the bartender or if she was ****** because I sort of circumvented the rules of the game to give myself a slightly bit better chance to cheat.

Yeah, the unavailable aspect is what makes it an acceptable list and ok with your spouse. If you choose locals or people you actually know, then you are in deep ****.
 

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My list got axed. The wife and I talked about this years ago, became a fairly heated discussion because when the word, "Anybody" got thrown out, I added the bartender girl from our local watering hole. She's absolutely gorgeous and would still pick her, 10 years later, over most Hollywood/celeb types. My reasoning was, "The likelihood of me even meeting anyone like Jennifer Aniston and any other celeb at that time is almost nil, let alone having an opportunity to actually sleep with them. I also believe the likelihood of me having a shot with the bartender was pretty slim too, but it was a helluva lot more likely than even meeting a Jennifer Aniston." I don't know if my wife was more ****** because she now knew I had a thing for the bartender or if she was ****** because I sort of circumvented the rules of the game to give myself a slightly bit better chance to cheat.


she got ****** because you brought up someone you see on a regular basis that there is an actual chance you'd have a shot with. We wives know you don't have a shot with Jennifer Aniston, but when you start mentioning people you know IRL, it becomes much less fun.
 

Rabbuk

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I need an emotional connection with the girl, I can't objectify women in this manner.:jimlad:
 

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she got ****** because you brought up someone you see on a regular basis that there is an actual chance you'd have a shot with. We wives know you don't have a shot with Jennifer Aniston, but when you start mentioning people you know IRL, it becomes much less fun.

Back when my wife was just my girlfriend she got ticked because she didn't like my taste in women. Not sure why she got mad.
 

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My list got axed. The wife and I talked about this years ago, became a fairly heated discussion because when the word, "Anybody" got thrown out, I added the bartender girl from our local watering hole. She's absolutely gorgeous and would still pick her, 10 years later, over most Hollywood/celeb types. My reasoning was, "The likelihood of me even meeting anyone like Jennifer Aniston and any other celeb at that time is almost nil, let alone having an opportunity to actually sleep with them. I also believe the likelihood of me having a shot with the bartender was pretty slim too, but it was a helluva lot more likely than even meeting a Jennifer Aniston." I don't know if my wife was more ****** because she now knew I had a thing for the bartender or if she was ****** because I sort of circumvented the rules of the game to give myself a slightly bit better chance to cheat.

It was the fact that there's a snowball's chance in hell of it happening. Like, how would you feel if she said, "Your boss?" Or "your best friend."
 

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Carla Gugino
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Kinda have a thing for Connie Britton as of late as well.
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