So basically what you're saying is a few of UNI's football players have a future as deliverymen for Jimmy John's...
All of the arguments about how UNI is going to give us a difficult time are basically the same arguments the same people were making for why NIU was going to give us a difficult time, and for all intents and purposes (subtract the 3rd Q) we pasted them.
I honestly think too many people are reading way too much into what happened against Iowa and projecting what was a worst-case scenario on every single opponent we will face this season. Nevermind that Iowa is a legitimate top 10 team, which far too few people on this site are willing to credit them with because they just let their denial/blind hatred get in the way...