So I go camping quite abit with a couple Hok fans, and others, this past weekend. The 2 Hoks are much like alot of their fans: Cheer for Hoks, but either didn't go to college at all, or in this case, they both went to D3 or Comm Colleges. They had had a few friends stop by, and noticed there was 2 hok flags, along with my I-State flag. They said man, how do you do it? I just just said something to the tune of "yep 2 Hok fans, and one ISU Alum." Never heard another jab all weekend. I was very nice ! :yes:
Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?
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The ****eyes have nothing to combat tavernhawk.
It would be nice if they would just accept their place in this state as little brother.
It would be nice if they would just accept their place in this state as little brother.
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I would take jabs at the Hawk fans, but as soon as they ask me if I'd like fries with my burger all is forgiven for the time-being
I love the Clones but:
A) Having fans that did not attend said school just proves that you have a larger fanbase
B) Generalizing a fanbase is stupid. There are ******* fans for every team. It is just the fact that if a fanbase is large, you have a better chance at running into the mentioned ********.
A) Having fans that did not attend said school just proves that you have a larger fanbase
B) Generalizing a fanbase is stupid. There are ******* fans for every team. It is just the fact that if a fanbase is large, you have a better chance at running into the mentioned ********.
My girlfriend went to Iowa and I don't even have to fight her on the differences in fan base. We recently had a trip to Austin/San Antonio staying in very nice hotels (comped from work), visiting the riverwalk, alamo, 6th st, etc. I received multiple shout outs from Cyclone fans, she got 0 on her Iowa apparel.
The day we get home, we are driving through a small town Casey's in SW Iowa where the cashier looks like she had not showered or been to the dentist in years. As we walk out she notices IOWA written on my girlfriends shorts and yells out GO HAWKS!
All i had to do was look at her and smile. I never even have to make fun of the hawks fans, they do it themselves.
The day we get home, we are driving through a small town Casey's in SW Iowa where the cashier looks like she had not showered or been to the dentist in years. As we walk out she notices IOWA written on my girlfriends shorts and yells out GO HAWKS!
All i had to do was look at her and smile. I never even have to make fun of the hawks fans, they do it themselves.
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Three jokes with the same message, and two that are exactly the same? AWESOME!!! :biglaugh:
A buddy of mine went to (played football at) Merchant Marine Academy. It, like many many D III schools is outstanding (is Grinnell? Drake?). I agree that the douchiest hawk fans are non grads but let's not disrespect any colleges.*
* disrespecting that joke in Lincoln is always acceptable
play the ISU fight song on the jukebox at a bar and listen to the ISU fans sing. Then listen to what happens when an Iowa fan plays the fight song and says he just likes the music part.
One thing that drives me NUTS is when Hawk fans start their fight song with, "We're gunna fight, fight, fight for Iowa..." Really? I'm not a Hawk fan in the least but I know the song starts off with, "The word is fight...." "Oh, but I know the beer song, so thats ok."
i've told several Iowa fans they can't talk any trash until they learn the words to their fight song. That the last i ever hear from them.
NICE!! So freaking true. Again, didn't go there. (Weird.) God, I hate the U of I's tavernhok fans.
