So, do you think the Mariners are serious about keeping him around?
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Wow. Talk about benefits, huh? :eek4wd:
I-Bemies:
Diaper service for his family.
Free casino gambling on holidays.
Movie passes for his friends.
Lawn care products for life.
Boat to float to work.
Helicopter to avoid the freeway.
Crispy Cremes delivered daily for his wife.
Seattle Examiner newspaper delivered on the road.
Ten I-phones in various colors.
Pemron eyeshades for the team.
Fireworks extravanganza eaxh year at his choice of location.
Free pet training at the Vick House of Scruff.
One hundred copies opf the latest Harry P{otter books to be sent back to Japan.
Viagara for all of his designated fans.
Free parking on all ferries.
Boring 737 upon retirement.
One authentic pair of Pete Rose baseball undies.
His own television reality show for How to Marry a Rich Japanese Slugger.
Two Shetland pet ponies for show.
400 bottles of Hiroshima Saki for his hitting coach.
Cahapel of his choice to be built in his backyard.
Lifetime supply of sushi for the bar maids at benihansTen year supply of .
Energy bars for the local sports talk show hosts.
Sponge Bob character dolls for the local children's hospital.
All taxes to be paid by the mariners in gratia.
Yep, they wanted him back after they gave up on A-Rod. Hope JJ Putz does not get envious.