The consequences of calling someone fat....

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No you need to spend more time working on the "Pen is mightier..."

"I don't care man! Does it work?"

Alex Trebek: It's not a Pen is Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Pen is Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
 
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Holy trainwreck Batman! Get her some Haagen-Daaz. STAT.
 
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Little Bobby, and little Susie, have hung their stockings with care. Mom and Dad are out looking for Tickle-Me-Elmo 'til five a.m., and all of a sudden, Bobby looks up and he says, "Hey! Who is this Jesus?"