WTF!!!!!!!!

[MuskieCy]

DMR front page!

 

[cytor]

Brings a whole new perspective to turkey hunting.

 

[alarson]

They're probably just tired of people burning their houses down so they're suggesting doing it underwater

 

[iowa_wildcat]

Thank you for reminding me not to subscribe to the Register.

 

[BCClone]

Thought maybe the question was, does someone actually subscribe to a newspaper let alone being the Rag?

 

[JM4CY]

Thought maybe the question was, does someone actually subscribe to a newspaper let alone being the Rag?

Don’t be a d*ck. If a guy wants to learn how to turn his turkey into a shark, it’s a free country.

 

[BCClone]

Don’t be a d*ck. If a guy wants to learn how to turn his turkey into a shark, it’s a free country.

Turkeys are mean anyhow.

 

[MeanDean]

"We're gonna need a bigger fryer."

 

[Cyforce]

Turkeys are mean anyhow.

But are they meaner than geese?

 

[KnappShack]

But are they meaner than geese?

Both related to Tyrannosaurus...mean, nasty animals.

Chickens are mother ******* too

 

[theshadow]

Brings a whole new perspective to turkey hunting.

The sharks need laser beams attached to their heads.

 

[shadow]

Thought maybe the question was, does someone actually subscribe to a newspaper let alone being the Rag?

We subscribe to the Register, so my sons can read the sports section (only thing the younger one likes to read) and everyone likes the comics. Kids aren't allowed phones and can't do screen time until school work is done, but they are allowed to read the newspaper.

 

[HFCS]

Nm

 

[MugNight]

Both related to Tyrannosaurus...mean, nasty animals.

Chickens are mother ******* too

Chickens would gut us without a second thought if they were 5x bigger

 

[bos]

Chickens would gut us without a second thought if they were 5x bigger

They can sure try

 

[madguy30]

The sharks need freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.

Fify.

 

[MugNight]

The sharks need laser beams attached to their heads.

Mutated Seabass.
“Are they ill-tempered?”

 

[cstrunk]

What's the big deal? This shark just identifies as a turkey.

 

[ISUTex]

Are those Colloseum sharks?

 

[qwerty]

They're probably just tired of people burning their houses down so they're suggesting doing it underwater

Just not in MN as it is illegal to smoke underwater in MN.