Worst names you have ever heard?

qwerty

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I used to have an immigrant who worked for me named Mohamed Mohamed. After being in the country for about 10 years he changed both his first and last name.
I worked with Osama, he went by Sammy. Last name was not Hussein but it was Arabic. He was Jordanian and a good guy.
 

GTO

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I used to have an immigrant who worked for me named Mohamed Mohamed. After being in the country for about 10 years he changed both his first and last name.
Same. One of my clients had a guy named Wajahat Wajahat. Same company had a guy named Wingfat. We used to joke they had the all-name team.
 

Saul_T

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As a teacher, I've never had a Dakota who wasn't a total *******.
 

RoseClone

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When at ISU in the early 80s, Westgate Hall, Stalker floor, we had a floor mate named (Edward) Harley Head.
  • He was from Cumming, Iowa
  • He was in the Navy program
  • Therefore, he was Seaman Harley Head from Cumming, Iowa.
  • I swear I am not making this up.
  • Sister, lived on a girls floor above us. She was referred to as Miss Head
Harley went with it probably because there wasn't anything else he could do. He was an interesting individual and I have many stories about him and the steam tunnels. He passed away suddenly way too young.

I also knew a guy named Richard Dlck. We called him Dlck Squared.
 
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cycub51

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Wife has a friend who named their daughter Luana while living in Hawaii for a short time. Their last name is Lemens and they call her Lulu. Lulu Lemens. Cracks me up all the time
 

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So I don’t know this person myself, but I read an article about a person whose last name was “Null” and apparently it caused a lot of problems because a lot of computer systems thought that the last name box was blank and would reject the application.

That would suck