World's oldest gigolo arrested in Centerville, IA

[sdillon500]

Highlights from the story:

- Guy is 83 years old
- He is a candidate for city council
- He allegedly "offered to perform sex acts on a woman to repay a loan"
- He looks like my grandpa. Get it, grandpa!

83 year-old Centerville man arrested for prostitution : News : HeartlandConnection.com

 

[CycloneDaddy]

We should hook him up with this lovely lady:

 

[cyadict]

Play on playa!!

 

[tim_redd]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[iowa_wildcat]

I almost admire the guy. For most 83 year olds having sex would be comparable to shooting pool with a rope.

 

[SamsB]

Guaranteed tavernhawk.

 

[RedBlooded]

Its a victimless crime.

 

[Clones21]

Centerville has problems. Child abuse, 80 year old gigolos....it may as be Iowa's Vegas.

 

[twojman]

I almost admire the guy. For most 83 year olds having sex would be comparable to shooting pool with a rope.

Wow..I really think I may vomit.:wideeyed:

 

[gardner]

How do I change my hometown?

 

[Jonecy]

How do you keep up with this stuff from Northern Cali Dillon? I'm going to start calling you "DNN".

Highlights from the story:

- Guy is 83 years old
- He is a candidate for city council
- He allegedly "offered to perform sex acts on a woman to repay a loan"
- He looks like my grandpa. Get it, grandpa!

83 year-old Centerville man arrested for prostitution : News : HeartlandConnection.com

 

[Clones21]

How do I change my hometown?

Ha same here. More my parents though. I only went through Centerville or "Saint Mary's elementry" and we headed out of that town. My parents grew up around the area though. The place has gotten bad.

 

[MLawrence]

This might be the happiest person has looked for a mug shot.

 

[isuno1fan]

SE Iowa ....gotta love it

 

[2forISU]

Centerville, IA home of the worlds largest square and oldest prostitutes.

 

[TXCyclones]

This man, though a little hunched over, will now be walking w/ a swagga' after this story!

 

[00clone]

This man, though a little hunched over, will now be walking w/ a swagga' after this story!

And typically carrying a cane just adds to the swagga, but not sure about these:

Maybe all the playas will start rolling wit 'em, though.

 

[CyBer]

I almost admire the guy. For most 83 year olds having sex would be comparable to shooting pool with a rope.

Rep coming to you.

 

[Cutlass]

That's just how we roll in Centerville!

 

[VeloClone]

How do you keep up with this stuff from Northern Cali Dillon? I'm going to start calling you "DNN".

Granted we are a bit closer, but this was a special interest story on the 10:00 news here in the Twin Cities.