What if you really don't like your lawyer?

[LindenCy]

Man Attacks His Lawyer In Court With Feces - San Diego News Story - KGTV San Diego

 

[Bubbahotep]

Jury duty and getting poo flung at you. Not a good week

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Lawson said McGowan originally became upset last week when he claimed one of the jurors saw him in shackles as he entered the courtroom. Fraser dismissed all jurors who saw the defendant in shackles, the prosecutor said

I sat on a jury once and the defendant wore leg cuffs the entire trial. I noticed initially because when he first entered the court he attempted a step longer than the cuffs allowed and nearly fell.

 

[Cyclonepride]

We do that to Kyle all the time in the politics forum.

 

[RyCy04]

Poop Flinger

This guy is just plain old awesome.
Mistrial after defendant smears feces on lawyer - Yahoo! News

 

[cycopath25]

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[ISUonthemove]

That's really the only logical thing to do in that situation.