UW Fan Coming in PEACE!!!

[CloneLawman]

Not Tuff as Rain? Then get the **** out of here.

 

[CHim]

There is no way in hell we are losing to the Huskies this weekend.

 

[CloneLawman]

That takes me back...

To your days of cougar *******

 

[Sigmapolis]

To your days of cougar *******

 

[CascadeClone]

Is this Hassel again?

LOL that is EXACTLY what I thought.

 

[ISUCubswin]

You're definitely welcome here, but I think you are on the wrong message board. You guys are playing the Iowa Hawkeyes. This website is the home of the Iowa State Cyclones.

Understandable rookie mistake. After you have been in the Big 10 a couple years, you'll never make it again, though. Those Iowa fans distinguish themselves almost immediately... mostly due to their lofty opinions, extreme confidence, general ignorance, and of course, tiny genitals.

Here in Cyclone country, fans are known for their intelligence, wit, charm, excellent posture, and never forgetting our grandparent's birthdays.

So again, welcome. You may not have intended to come here, but think of it this way: You set out to find Mos Eisley, but made it to Fhloston Paradise.

You forgot to mention our ginormous genitals

 

[Peter]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

 

[JM4CY]

Seems like a lot of work for this bit that doesn't really have a lot of comedic upside.

I don’t know, I’m laughing pretty hard.

 

[JM4CY]

Roger Sprague?

What year did that happen? I’m ready to feel really old.

 

[Mr Janny]

You forgot to mention our ginormous genitals

I assumed that would have been apparent, from the quiet confidence we carry into all encounters.

 

[Cyballzz]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

You don't just walk into the UNI-Dome and win by over 2 TDs.

 

[KnappShack]

Do you have an extra helmet car you can donate?

 

[mkadl]

Best time and meal in town check out everyones favorite. Hickory Park. I have alway been a fan of the Washigton Ducks! Greetings. How are you liking Dana Altman?

 

[Bestaluckcy]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

(for brevity) BDFUM
( Hope I wasn’t supposed to put c or k in there somewhere)

You and your wife are in for a real treat. Ames just so happens to be the best place in the whole universe to purchase Ames Lager. I am absolutely certain that once you try it you will want to purchase several cases to take home with you. Just remember that no matter what establishment you good folks visit while you are here, Ames Lager or your trip won’t be the same.

 

[JEFF420]

bots

 

[Gonzo]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

You're going to do well here.

 

[trevn]

The internet is a strange and confusing place.

 

[burn587]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

How come you’re the huskies but you use a malamute as the mascot!? A malamute is not a husky you dumb bastards!

 

[MeanDean]

I thought Washington State didn't get into the Big 10. TIL...

 

[Clonefan94]

Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.

1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.

2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.

3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.

I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?

Whether this is real or not, I don't care, this guy gets it. Keeping your own offense off the field is definitely an impressive strategy to score 34 points.