Maybe the wonderful crew of posters on this site could start a mentoring program for the players......I bet 2 years and we are Number ONE......yeah, I think????
Given present day society's apathy towards and lack of knowledge of the bill of rights, I'd be more interested in the number of convictions for each team.
Thinking like the scientist that I am - a more fair index of the criminality of each football team would be the total number of days in jail from each sentence handed down over the last five years.
For all those arrests, I don't remember anything more serious than a DUI. No theft, no sexual assault, no running from the cops or aggravated assault or domestic violence (since the David Irving haircut). If our whole list is DUI, MIP and public intox, I don't feel a bit bad about the number.