Random Thoughts 16: “Somebody had to do it” edition

[NWICY]

They will not get intermingled! LaLaLaLaLa

It's nice to see the younger generation keeping the key party tradition alive.

 

[VeloClone]

Speaking of farts
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/90-day-fiance-farts-jars

A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

2x4, pine, oak, 4x6? What kind? What my response to my kids is.

You sure you're not a Lew clone?

 

[BCClone]

You sure you're not a Lew clone?

My tux was black.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Speaking of farts
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/90-day-fiance-farts-jars

I saw a follow up article on this a couple of days ago. Apparently she overate and loaded up her belly to produce more of them, and messed up her gut enough to force her to go to a doctor. Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[ISpyCy]

Speaking of farts
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/90-day-fiance-farts-jars

That moment when you realize you've wasted your life working,

 

[ImJustKCClone]

My tux was black.

So was his. His bowtie and his vest were black with shiny sky blue embroidery. His boys had the same colors; his daughters were the bridesmaids, wearing sky blue satin dresses. My boys wore the same but the embroidery was emerald green, and the matron of honor's dress was emerald satin.

 

[BCClone]

@Angie. You on Vacay. It’s Friday!!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

@Angie. You on Vacay. It’s Friday!!

I thought they weren't going to Jamaica until later this month...

 

[BCClone]

So was his. His bowtie and his vest were black with shiny sky blue embroidery. His boys had the same colors; his daughters were the bridesmaids, wearing sky blue satin dresses. My boys wore the same but the embroidery was emerald green, and the matron of honor's dress was emerald satin.

Heck of a mom if your boys wore sky blue satin dresses.

 

[BCClone]

I thought they weren't going to Jamaica until later this month...

Yeah, not sure. Just realized no OTs. So she’s just slacking?

 

[Donqluione]

Meth addicts are the best snow removal people. They never sleep and are going in high gear at all times.

Some have super-human strength, so they can be put to work on the snow plow pile at the end of the driveway

OTHO, loss of body temperature control can result in over-heating, so a meth user may strip down completely. A naked person shoveling your walks in sub-zero temperatures might be frowned upon by the neighbors. Especially since users lose whatever attractiveness they may have had very quickly.

 

[dirtyninety]

watching Purdue woodshed the Go Big Red Dream Team (copyright, tradmark) is not boring. There for a minute I was rooting for Nebraska to only score 2 points all half. Looks like they might crack 10 now.

 

[dirtyninety]

That Purdue center should get a WWE and Hollywood contract now.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Heck of a mom if your boys wore sky blue satin dresses.

Trust you to catch my poor syntax!

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Anyone want a single ticket to tomorrow’s MBB v Texas? Let me know.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

watching Purdue woodshed the Go Big Red Dream Team (copyright, tradmark) is not boring. There for a minute I was rooting for Nebraska to only score 2 points all half. Looks like they might crack 10 now.

2 minutes to go, Huskers down 26

 

[SaraV]

The misspelling in that stupid thread title is driving me insane.

 

[NWICY]

The misspelling in that stupid thread title is driving me insane.

The Campbell to ND thread? If the title bothers you the posts in it will only make it worse. LOL.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Anyone want a single ticket to tomorrow’s MBB v Texas? Let me know.

Trying to tempt me down to Iowa, give me COVID and than come for my stuff after I croak. Sly but I see what you're doing here!

@NWICY has tried this a few times this season already.