RAGBRAI team names

[CUIClone]

Alright Fanatics I need some help. My friends and I are having trouble coming up with some good RAGBRAI team names. I want to hear some new ideas. I don't care how crazy they are. This could be fun...

Here are some we have already thought about:
Safety Third
schWinning
Skinny Tire
My other bike is a Huffy
Check out my Wheely
Riding Solo
Richard Belding and the Bayside Rollers

 

[azepp]

How would you describe the character of your team? Serious cyclists? Partiers? Old? Young? Riding fast/slow? Stopping in every town for beers? Eating lots of pie?

There are just too many options without some additional information.

 

[Senolcyc]

Pretending to be an Athlete Every Summer Since ________ [insert year here]

 

[Chipper]

The group has had a few different names over the years. When we started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, then Everything Rhymes With Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, ***** Pendulum, Handrail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Threeskin... Oh, Jet Black Pope. We went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud I kinda hate it..

 

[azepp]

The group has had a few different names over the years. When we started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, then Everything Rhymes With Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, ***** Pendulum, Handrail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Threeskin... Oh, Jet Black Pope. We went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud I kinda hate it..

Ninja ****?

 

[Wesley]

Brown Bottles
Red Blazers
Toot if You Like
Gearheads
Ragged Randys
Smoke, Pop, and Fizzle
Dirty Dozen
Weather is not my Bag
Party Hearty and Mike
Jill's Jets
Peddle to the Meddle
Squirt and his Boys
JLo's Junkies
Hillshockers
It's the Shoes
Fantastic Fifteen
My Other Ride is a Harley

 

[CUIClone]

How would you describe the character of your team? Serious cyclists? Partiers? Old? Young? Riding fast/slow? Stopping in every town for beers? Eating lots of pie?

There are just too many options without some additional information.

We are all in our mid to upper 20s. We are definitely on the casual side, with probably a medium pace. We will stop in most towns for beer, and probably will eat more breakfast burritos than pie.

 

[Colorado]

Cy's Guys
The Muffin Tops
Friends with benefits
TavernHawks
What she said
Menace to Sobriety

 

[MrPeske]

Team Cialis... or something dirty...

-Walter
Team Peske' as in Peske' Beavers
Riding & pounding since 1993
Have you had your Peske' kissed today?

 

[psycln11]

Team Banana Hammock.... And guess what the uniform is?

 

[CUIClone]

The group has had a few different names over the years. When we started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs, Department of Homeland Obscurity, Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, then Everything Rhymes With Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, ***** Pendulum, Handrail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Threeskin... Oh, Jet Black Pope. We went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud I kinda hate it..

I love the randomness of all these.

 

[ajk4st8]

Alright Fanatics I need some help. My friends and I are having trouble coming up with some good RAGBRAI team names. I want to hear some new ideas. I don't care how crazy they are. This could be fun...

Here are some we have already thought about:
Safety Third
schWinning
Skinny Tire
My other bike is a Huffy
Check out my Wheely
Riding Solo
Richard Belding and the Bayside Rollers

Is Dennis Haskins on your team? Nice!

 

[Wesley]

Bums R US
Dumpster Divers Plus One
Tailwind Teetotallers
Twit if U Like
Going On 30 Something
Sex and the Country
Fair, Flair, and Dare
Sprockets Have all the Fun
The Herd
Beer, Burritos, and Buns
Turn and Burn and then Drink
Dithering into the Sunset
Nancy has our Jet

 

[Naughtius]

Somebody has to go with "Duh..schWinning" this year, or the moment is lost.

 

[CUIClone]

Somebody has to go with "Duh..schWinning" this year, or the moment is lost.

Most of our team likes this one, but it is definitely a one year only name.

 

[azepp]

Burrito Banditos
Team Stink 'n Drink
Team Taint Sore - might need more refinement in how it's punctuated (Tain't Sore, T'ain't Sore?)

I do like schWinning, but I'd have a hard time naming my team on something that will be ancient history by next year.

 

[Wesley]

Hawk Antimatter
Jack Spratt and his Bees
Spinning for Pleasure
Beer Guzzlers
Say Something Nice
Nattly Light BrewCrew
We Ain't Got No Sponsor
Flaxseed and his Organics
Sinning ain't Schwinning

 

[azepp]

Wesley's Hyperactive Gray Matter?

 

[bgprest]

I got it...

the CYCLe ONES

 

[cyclonepower]

team nutbutter