Onion article on **** V

[mfelske]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while....

**** Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Erik4Cy]

"the trifecta, which Lorraine would not describe in detail, but said involves the use of Mr. Vitale's index, thumb, and forefinger. "

hahaha

 

[CyForPresident]

The best part about March Madness, no **** Vitale. He's the reason I can't get into college basketball anymore.

 

[dustinal]

That's disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

 

[DaddyMac]

Well, that's pretty high on the list of topics that I really don't need to know about..... :cry:

 

[Erik4Cy]

Well, that's pretty high on the list of topics that I really don't need to know about..... :cry:

It's an Onion article.

And admit it...you read it. :yes::biglaugh::wink:

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while....

**** Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Gotta love The Onion. :biglaugh:

 

[IcSyU]

:biglaugh:

 

[CloneIce]

That article was great! God I love the Onion.

 

[DaddyMac]

It's an Onion article.

And admit it...you read it. :yes::biglaugh::wink:

Actually I didn't. Maybe the first paragraph at which point I started to cry and the final sentence at which point I urped.

I'm sure it's funny. But even suggesting Dickie V in an sexual context just sends a shudder down my spine. I mean, I think my mental retinas are permanently burned.

For the record, I also don't need to know about Joan River's beauty regimine or Hannibal Lector's cooking tips. :wink:

 

[cybirdie]

That article was great! God I love the Onion.

I think the onion has lost a step or two over the years, so has Vice Mag which was bought out by MTV...the do's and don'ts were epic years ago. Perhaps my thirties are jading me.

 

[cyfanatic]

It's an Onion article.

And admit it...you read it. :yes::biglaugh::wink:

I thought it was hilarious! Great stuff!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I think the onion has lost a step or two over the years, so has Vice Mag which was bought out by MTV...the do's and don'ts were epic years ago. Perhaps my thirties are jading me.

The Onion has definitely lost a step but they still put out some great articles. The Jim Anchower articles are always a blast. I couldn't believe it when they killed off the H Dog.