Joe Tex - "Buying A Book" - This is really comical?.....just some of the lyrics follow....
"I saw this old man with this young girl the other night"
"I said, I've seen you out here every night this week
With a different young girl wrapped around your arm
I said, you can't keep this pace up, uh
Because these young girls"
"He says, and I'm 72 going on 73 years old
And don't have too many more years to live"
"Young girls is my weakness"
" Let me and this young girl have a little fun"
" Send that young girl on home"
"Then there was this middle-aged woman whose name I dare not call"
"I saw this woman with this young man"
"Ridin' around with this young man all hugged up like this here"
"But if you want to know why I fool with this young man
I'll tell you
She said, I was married to a man 40 years older than I was"
"Just wants me for my money, uh huh
She said, but if that's what it takes to keep the young, fine thingOh ho, he can get every single dimeBecause it ain't nothin' an old man can do for meBut show me which way a young man went, hah hah"