I have to include at least one that’s purely silly/funny-creative rhyming
"Security guards trailed us / to a record shop / We asked for Mojo Nixon / They said, 'He don't work here!' / We said, 'If you don't got Mojo Nixon / then your store could use some fixin’!'”
"Security guards trailed us / to a record shop / We asked for Mojo Nixon / They said, 'He don't work here!' / We said, 'If you don't got Mojo Nixon / then your store could use some fixin’!'”