Never going to happen, but this would be cool with a few tweaks.
I'd move USF, UCF, and Maryland out of the Big East and bring in UConn (Ind), Penn St. (Big 10), and Va Tech (ACC).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_East_Conference
I'd move Maryland back to the ACC to fill in for Va Tech.
I'd move Northwestern back to the Big 10 to fill in for Penn St.
I'd move OU back to the Big 8 plus I'd add BYU to make 10 (a Big 8 Plus).
I'd also put LSU into the Southwest and Vandy into the SEC.
That make all 7 conferences have 10 teams leaving ND as the only independent and putting USF and UCF back into the G5. The geography on these conferences would be elite.