Need Help With Blog Idea

[CYdTracked]

While this has a political theme to it, it in no way includes anything to do with actual politics or to start a political discussion so hopefully they don't shut down this thread. Let me explain... with election day tomorrow I thought for fun I'd post a sports-related kind of blog and we here will in a sense "elect" current or former Cyclone players, coaches, administrators, etc. to some positions and give some reasons why. Some real some we can make up. So here's your chance to throw out some nominations and the ones that get the most responses I'll use in my blog tomorrow. I think this could be fun and some interesting response are sure to come from it!

Note that you can make up your own category if you think of something creative and you can see that I also included a few things you might vote for in a local election.

President
Vice President
Mayor (I'm guessing this will be Hoiberg obviously)
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State
Secretary of team spirit/morale (thinking Wild Bill from the women's game might be a good choice here)
Sheriff
Choose any from: Senate/House of Reps/City Council/Board of Supervisors/County Attorney/Supreme Court

***BTW, can someone change the title from new to need, not sure how I can do that. Thanks!

 

[CrossCyed]

Hoiberg for county supervisor......

 

[cycloneG]

Dan McCarney: White House Press Secretary

 

[isucyfan]

Lucca-Ambassador to Germany

 

[DanCyn]

Ace Bowen - Secretary of Defense. Anybody that leads the nation in tackles at ISU deserves that designation.

And we should create a new cabinet position: Secretary of Offense. Of course, Seneca Wallace. No explanation necessary.

 

[CyGuy33]

While this has a political theme to it, it in no way includes anything to do with actual politics or to start a political discussion so hopefully they don't shut down this thread. Let me explain... with election day tomorrow I thought for fun I'd post a sports-related kind of blog and we here will in a sense "elect" current or former Cyclone players, coaches, administrators, etc. to some positions and give some reasons why. Some real some we can make up. So here's your chance to throw out some nominations and the ones that get the most responses I'll use in my blog tomorrow. I think this could be fun and some interesting response are sure to come from it!

Note that you can make up your own category if you think of something creative and you can see that I also included a few things you might vote for in a local election.

President - Johnny Orr
Vice President - Gene Smith
Mayor - Fred Hoiberg
Secretary of Defense - Shawn Bankhead
Secretary of team spirit/morale - CY
Sheriff - Jerad Homan he doesn't let people steal cows
Speaker of the House - Dan McCarney
County Drunk - Bruce Van De Velde
Senate Rep - Sage
House of Reps - Ellis Hobbs

Choose any from: Senate/House of Reps/City Council/Board of Supervisors/County Attorney/Supreme Court

***BTW, can someone change the title from new to need, not sure how I can do that. Thanks!

 

[ISUFan22]

How about seeing if we can get a dictatorship?

Larry Eustachy, King of Beers.

 

[clones_jer]

Secretary of the Treasury: Bruce Van de Velde???

(winces)

 

[ISUFan22]

I thought BVD would be Secretary of Undergarments.

 

[CYdTracked]

Some good ones so far. Keep them coming! And if you agree with any of them above just be sure to put them in your post as well. I'll tally up some of them and condense the list down with what we have later today probably.

 

[06_CY]

How about seeing if we can get a dictatorship?

Larry Eustachy, King of Beers.

Well done! :yes:

Also like Cyguy33's County drunk. :biglaugh:

 

[MidwestZest]

Can we hire the wrestling coaching staff as our secret service agents?

 

[clones_jer]

Secretary of the Interior: Kelvin Cato

 

[clones_jer]

Supreme Court Justices: Hoiberg, Hornacek, Fizer, Tinsley, Floyd & Fennelly.

 

[CYdTracked]

Ok so far we have the following nominations. Keep them coming, some good ones so far. Doubt I'll use all of these just to keep the length of the blog reasonable but the more creative ones I'll definitely find room from. Would like to see some more input on some of the more common ones!

President: Johnny Orr
Vice President: Gene Smith
Mayor: Fred Hoiberg
Secretary of Defense: Ace Bowen and Shawn Bankhead with 1 each
Secretary of State:
Secretary of team spirit/morale: Cy, Wild Bill
Sheriff: Jared Homan
Choose any from: Senate/House of Reps/City Council/Board of Supervisors/County Attorney/Supreme Court

Lucca-Ambassador to Germany
Hoiberg for county supervisor......
Dan McCarney: White House Press Secretary and Speaker of the House
Secretary of Offense: Seneca Wallace
Bruce Van DeVelde - Country Drunk, Secretary of Treasury, Secretary of Undergarments.
Senate: Sage Rosenfels
House of Reps: Ellis Hobbs
King of Beers: Larry Eustachy
Wrestling Coaching Staff: Secret Service
Secretary of the Interior: Kelvin Cato
Supreme Court Justices: Hoiberg, Hornacek, Fizer, Tinsley, Floyd & Fennelly.

 

[isucyfan]

I think the Vice President should either be Cael, for his vice-like grips on opponents, or Eustachy for his unfortunate "vice" that cost him his job.

 

[DanCyn]

I gotta say I LOVE Kelvin Cato as Secretary of the Interior.

 

[isucyfan]

And it would be hilarious if Kenny Pratt were Sheriff, since he's likely very familiar with the inner workings of a squad car.

 

[isucyfan]

Co-Secretaries of Transportation: Michael Nurse and Loren Meyer, for their experiences with oncoming traffic.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Mike Taylor, for his creative use of NyQuil.

 

[isucyfan]

I gotta say I LOVE Kelvin Cato as Secretary of the Interior.

That's good. I envisioned him as on the Presidential "SWAT" team.